5 definitions by Wadsley

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.
Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!
by Wadsley June 29, 2023
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Wow Kelly did you see the way he put the moves on Her? Barbara didn’t know what to think when he started in with that TS. Damn Linda!
by Wadsley July 6, 2021
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To have intercourse with a pepper
Yeah I guess Rick was into having sex with some kind of vegetable, he said he wanted to spice things up, heard its called pepperphilia.
by Wadsley January 30, 2023
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When you get hit with that Trump dick.
Look at that rich bitch, you know she be gettin that trumboner!
by Wadsley July 16, 2023
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