19 definitions by W.R.Slade

Boinga

The sound guys make in their heads when they see bouncing boobs.

Hey Tim, how did you roped into painting the fence?

Carol asked me to while I was watching Jenny jump rope and all I heard in my head was “Boinga Boinga” so I said “OK” to get her to shut up.

by W.R.Slade June 2, 2023

Kentucky Cousins

Two first cousins that date each other.

I saw Jenna and Sam making out in the park last night. I thought they were cousins.

Yup, Kentucky cousins.

by W.R.Slade November 6, 2023

Off Brand Prius

Any hybrid car that is not manufactured by Toyota.

Jessie: I got a new car today.

Kate: What did you get?
Jessie: A Honda hybrid.
Kate: HEY EVERYBODY, JESSIE GOT AN OFF BRAND PRIUS!!!

by W.R.Slade August 10, 2023

African American doorbell

When you pull up to somebody’s house and instead getting out of your car, going to their door, and ringing the bell, you just honk your horn.

I wish Jermaine would stop using the African American doorbell when he pics up Shaniqua, all that honking gives me a headache.

by W.R.Slade November 6, 2023

Bulgarian weight loss

Taking a massive dump.

Where were you?

Partaking in the Bulgarian weight loss program.

by W.R.Slade June 18, 2023

Doorbell

Another word for clitoris.

Becky squirted last night when I rang her doorbell.

by W.R.Slade June 10, 2023

Mexanese

When the Chinese buffet gets so many Mexican patrons that they create cross culture dishes to cater to them.

You should try the jalapeño chicken on the buffet. It’s really good, but I don’t think it’s really Chinese.

It’s Mexanese.

by W.R.Slade November 6, 2023