Definitions by VulvaHammer
Shitbox 360
Unbelievably unreliable piece of shit game console created by Microsoft. 65% Failure rate pretty much says it all. Possibly the worst electronic device of all time. If you are thinking about buying a Shitbox 360, save yourself the time and misery and just flush a few hundred dollars down the toilet and jam a cinder block up your own ass.
Dude 1_my xbox 360 quit working AGAIN!
Dude 2_what's that now, like 5 times that's happened? that's what you get for buying a shitbox 360 though.
Dude 2_what's that now, like 5 times that's happened? that's what you get for buying a shitbox 360 though.
Shitbox 360 by VulvaHammer October 16, 2010
fuck off and get killed
an excellent phrase to rid of unwanted pests. it informs the other concerned party that their mission, should they choose to accept it, is to fuck off and then get killed.
religion peddler @ door_"have you found christ?"
me_"no i haven't. i didn't even know he was missing."
religion peddler @ door_"take my beliefs seriously."
me_"fuck off and get killed."
me_"no i haven't. i didn't even know he was missing."
religion peddler @ door_"take my beliefs seriously."
me_"fuck off and get killed."
fuck off and get killed by vulvahammer July 10, 2010
dick recipient
dick recipient by vulvahammer July 9, 2010
beef curtainitis
general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.
beef curtainitis by vulvahammer July 9, 2010
turd sculptor
Dude 1: did you see the new movie that turd sculptor tim burton put out?
Dude 2: yeah...between helena bonham carter and that script he sure had his hands full of shit, huh?
Dude 1: yep.
Dude 2: yeah...between helena bonham carter and that script he sure had his hands full of shit, huh?
Dude 1: yep.
turd sculptor by vulvahammer May 28, 2010
schlong fondler
schlong fondler by vulvahammer May 28, 2010
death camp chic
-a fashion trend that has resulted from anorexia and malnourishment being depicted as, and associated with "beauty" by various celebrities and advertisements.
-the idea that intentionally starving oneself and looking like a death camp inmate is attractive and sexy.
-also a term used to describe any celebrity who looks as thought they just got released from Auschwitz.
-the idea that intentionally starving oneself and looking like a death camp inmate is attractive and sexy.
-also a term used to describe any celebrity who looks as thought they just got released from Auschwitz.
Person A:
"Those Olsen twins look like they need to eat a fucking sandwich or something."
Person B:
"They're death camp chic."
"Those Olsen twins look like they need to eat a fucking sandwich or something."
Person B:
"They're death camp chic."
death camp chic by VulvaHammer April 29, 2010