7 definitions by Vortex1212
by Vortex1212 December 2, 2016
To insult someone in a specific manner (shown below) similar to yo mama jokes, if those even exist anymore
Person A (to Person B)"Oh you wanna hear roasting? Bruh, your hair's so messed up that Tarzan told you to go to the barber!"
Crowd *oooooooooh*
Person B (to Person A) "Well if he told me to go to the barber, than he told you to shave yo head BALD!"
Crowd *OOOOOOOOOH GET ROASTED!"
Crowd *oooooooooh*
Person B (to Person A) "Well if he told me to go to the barber, than he told you to shave yo head BALD!"
Crowd *OOOOOOOOOH GET ROASTED!"
by Vortex1212 November 29, 2016
(this is the 2018 version, I have made a previous version which is now outdated)
1) A popular form of insult, using the following format:
Step one: choose a start ex.: "Get outta here, with your" or "look at you with your" or "get your".
Step two: insert the most freaking random object or thing that comes to your mind. ex. solar system, potato, palm tree etc...
Step three: use one of the following endings (these are bleeped out): looking @ss or head@ss. followed by "outta here".
2) when someone is saying a good insult
Note that roasts used to be much more well thought out, and I am very disappointed of what roasting has become.
1) A popular form of insult, using the following format:
Step one: choose a start ex.: "Get outta here, with your" or "look at you with your" or "get your".
Step two: insert the most freaking random object or thing that comes to your mind. ex. solar system, potato, palm tree etc...
Step three: use one of the following endings (these are bleeped out): looking @ss or head@ss. followed by "outta here".
2) when someone is saying a good insult
Note that roasts used to be much more well thought out, and I am very disappointed of what roasting has become.
1)
some person:
some other person: oh yeah, well look at you, with yo grapevine looking @ss, get yo monkey head looking @ss outta here!
some person: please leave, nobody likes you
2)
*someone says a good insult
ooh man you were roasting him man!
some person:
some other person: oh yeah, well look at you, with yo grapevine looking @ss, get yo monkey head looking @ss outta here!
some person: please leave, nobody likes you
2)
*someone says a good insult
ooh man you were roasting him man!
by Vortex1212 March 27, 2018
Often used in gaming, it is short for "wrecked"
Gamers say this when they either win somebody or completely annihilate their opponent/opponents, making it even more necessary. It is also commonly used as a hashtag, optionally with the R and K capitalized (#ReKt).
Gamers say this when they either win somebody or completely annihilate their opponent/opponents, making it even more necessary. It is also commonly used as a hashtag, optionally with the R and K capitalized (#ReKt).
by Vortex1212 December 2, 2016
1. something people say before or after derp, sometimes as a substitute for derp (see derp).
2. may become the prefix of derp to make herpderp or herpaderp.
2. may become the prefix of derp to make herpderp or herpaderp.
Herp "Herp derp!"
Derp "Herp derp?"
Herp "herp derp derp herpaderp"
Derp "Derp."
Herp "Herp."
Any Human Bieng "I completely understand this"
Derp "Herp derp?"
Herp "herp derp derp herpaderp"
Derp "Derp."
Herp "Herp."
Any Human Bieng "I completely understand this"
by Vortex1212 December 18, 2016
by Vortex1212 December 3, 2016
1) A term when you want to jokingly and somewhat insultingly say you don't care about something
2) Another way of stating "I don't care", except when someone asks you if he/she should choose something, you replace it with "yer face".
2) Another way of stating "I don't care", except when someone asks you if he/she should choose something, you replace it with "yer face".
1)
Noob1 "What ice cream flavor should I get?"
Noob2 "yer face."
2)
Noob1 "Really, should I get chocolate or strawberry!?"
Noob2 "As stated earlier, I think you should order yer face."
Noob1 "What ice cream flavor should I get?"
Noob2 "yer face."
2)
Noob1 "Really, should I get chocolate or strawberry!?"
Noob2 "As stated earlier, I think you should order yer face."
by Vortex1212 December 20, 2016