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To be intoxicated.

Synonyms: Drunk, Sauced, Shitfaced, Hammered, Trashed, Plastered.
Oh man, he's had one shot too many. He's soured.
soured by Matt Nguyen May 13, 2005

Soured Nooder 

The slimy residue after a vagina has been eaten and allowed to ferment in a sauce of vaginal secretion, cum, saliva, snot, and any other substance she may have overnight.
OMG! Girl you must have had that pussy destroyed last night! I think you need to wash off that Soured Nooder!! You smell like vinegar and fish!!
Soured Nooder by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

Soured Out 

the feeling of being angry, sad, disgusted, disappointed, tired, and irritated all combined; originated in Spiro, Oklahoma
M: "What do you wanna do tonight?"
TY: "Who gives a shit, I'm SOURED OUT!"

D: "Hey man lets head to the lake"
Ty: "I'm out! I'm just gonna sit here in my SpongBob pajamas today, I'm SOURED OUT!"

J: "Do you wanna go the the fire pit tonight?
TY: "Maaaaan fuck your firepit, I'm SOURED OUT!"
Soured Out by soured out May 1, 2013
The best person on earth, sexy as hell. He usually hates life but still lives it for nothing, he own the universe.
"I feel Sourenaee today"
sourena by Ps2andwifi May 22, 2018
Omg souren is so athletic
souren by Validgryphon October 18, 2019
One of the first stages of the downward spiral after alcohol consumption.
This stage appears prior to 'Stinking' and is often characterised by hunching over bars and been sprawled out on chairs/sofas.
"Woah that dude is soused"
Soused by Timmy Magic August 24, 2005