Definitions by Vex

Hystrix 

(To do a ~) To do or say something creative that does not get all the credit it deserves.

"I don't want to do a Hystrix again."

Hystrix by Vex July 1, 2006

bridge shift 

The phrase that you say when referring to work in a non-ironic way. On completion of said phrase, the speaker (and possibly those within earshot) immediately cease to listen and concentrate on what the phrase itself means. This process generally includes context abuse, giggling, and later, regret.

"I'm sort of a bridge shift between liasons."

bridge shift by vex June 19, 2006

Dyson 

-A brand of vacuum cleaner
-Somebody who sucks/a loser (from "You suck like a Dyson, bitch!")

Man, you're such a Dyson...

Dyson by Vex May 14, 2005

Vex 

a)to confuse or freak out
b)mysterious, somebody whose intentions/personality is unknown
c)Me! ^_^

a)That quantum physics thing really vexes me.
b)Dude, he's such a vex.

Vex by Vex May 14, 2005

columnbined 

Actually created by Vex, but used often by Audiovoid.

"Columnbined bitch!1" or "You just got columbined newb."

columnbined by Vex February 10, 2005

Freck 

A playful/joking way to call somebody a freak, as in odd or weird.

"What are you doing that for, ya freck?"

Freck by Vex December 20, 2004

Self-own 

From the slang own: to own self.

As soon as Bill pushed the button, a hundred-ton weight fell from the sky and hit him on the head. "Ha! Bill got self-owned!" said Joe.

Self-own by Vex December 20, 2004