12 definitions by vex

knob rot

a disabilitating disease inflicted upon a mans purple headed warrior, often carried by ugly fat tarts, and transmitted during sexual acts.

Warning alcohol can make tarts look attractive.

Your in the jungle, a trooper is down, gangrenes setting in, "Who's used all the penicillin?" "Oh mark pattson sir, he's got knob rot of some tart"

by vex August 30, 2003

columnbined

Actually created by Vex, but used often by Audiovoid.

"Columnbined bitch!1" or "You just got columbined newb."

by vex February 11, 2005

Self-own

From the slang own: to own self.

As soon as Bill pushed the button, a hundred-ton weight fell from the sky and hit him on the head. "Ha! Bill got self-owned!" said Joe.

by vex December 20, 2004

Freck

A playful/joking way to call somebody a freak, as in odd or weird.

"What are you doing that for, ya freck?"

by vex December 20, 2004

Dyson

-A brand of vacuum cleaner
-Somebody who sucks/a loser (from "You suck like a Dyson, bitch!")

Man, you're such a Dyson...

by vex May 11, 2005

Vex

a)to confuse or freak out
b)mysterious, somebody whose intentions/personality is unknown
c)Me! ^_^

a)That quantum physics thing really vexes me.
b)Dude, he's such a vex.

by vex May 11, 2005

bridge shift

The phrase that you say when referring to work in a non-ironic way. On completion of said phrase, the speaker (and possibly those within earshot) immediately cease to listen and concentrate on what the phrase itself means. This process generally includes context abuse, giggling, and later, regret.

"I'm sort of a bridge shift between liasons."

by vex June 18, 2006