38 definitions by Vertigo
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When a girl looks hot from far away, or in a small friendster picture, but at full scale or close up, fugly. See also monet, scud, akalow rez
by Vertigo December 29, 2005
–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex
What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.
by Vertigo April 23, 2009
verb - To elude someone. Mainly used in reference to a thought that has been lost due to marijuana intoxication. Where it feels like the thought is just beyond one's grasp. Quite often the particular idea seems of infinite importance or profundity, just to turn out to be inane. Pronounced with a southern accent.
"what were we just talking about?"
"Well I was saying that if the universe... ummm... If the.... Hold on.. I got it.. If the Universe were like... I had it but it keeps bejamblin me."
"Well I was saying that if the universe... ummm... If the.... Hold on.. I got it.. If the Universe were like... I had it but it keeps bejamblin me."
by Vertigo January 10, 2005
n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.
Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.
by Vertigo February 22, 2006
When a girl looks really hott in a manner that can only be attained by being unhealthily underweight.
by Vertigo December 29, 2005
by Vertigo January 9, 2004