28 definitions by Verbal Platinum Princess

loser cruiser

Unattractive vehicle.

Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

clam sham

1. A male to female post-op transsexual.
2. Any man who dresses like a woman.

Shonin looks like such a clam sham in that outfit.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

blowetry

The crazy thoughts or ideas you have when you're high.

I wrote some mad awesome blowetry after smoking that tree last night.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

toad choad

Small male genitalia.

Lucy dumped Bruce because he had such a serious case of toad choad.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

bung plunger

Jerk; all-around annoying person.

Lyle is such a stupid bung plunger.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

choad rage

Anger which may be exhibited by a female whenever she discovers that a potential sexual partner has small genitalia.

Matt and I almost had sex last night, but one look at what he was packing and my choad rage got the best of me.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 26, 2011