28 definitions by Verbal Platinum Princess

minimum pimping

When something really sucks.

That car Araminta is driving is so minimum pimping that I refuse to ride around in it.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

front stunt

An erection.

Portia gives me a serious front stunt when she bends over like that!

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

verbal virgil

A lyrical or verbal genius.

Dang, Taryn is such a verbal virgil, I love her.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

Uncle Stu

The male version of Aunt Flo.

I think Lenny's Uncle Stu is in town, because he is in a nasty mood today!

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

stiffy jiffy

Male ejaculate; cum.

Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

hamburglar helper

McDonald's food.

I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

balloon cocoon

Bra.

Linus really prides himself on his balloon cocoon removal abilities.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009