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Nerd can have multiple meanings:

1) one who is excessively booksmart and will soon dominate the entire world with their intelligence despite the fact that commoners treat them like shit
2) an annoying child
3) one who lacks common sense
die nerd
by VeganCarnivore647 February 10, 2020
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I have a Ph.D. in despacitology.
by VeganCarnivore647 December 10, 2019
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Okay, so here’s a very effective explanation of Fortnite players. It explains in great detail what Fortnite players are like, but does not directly insult them. So, without further ado

Modern-day human beings are in many ways different from previous humans. One reason why is because of the 2017 video game called “Fortnite,” which started out as an average battle-royale game. As of 2019 Fortnite has obtained a very toxic community. It is imperative that people, especially children and teenagers, should not play Fortnite due to bad influence and a risk of many mental and bodily changes.

Children should not play Fortnite due to bad influence mostly obtained from toxic chat-room messages and squeakers in online voice chats. The toxic community on Fortnite induces a malevolent and repulsive influence on the language usage and behavioral patterns of children, impairing their communication skills and also causing them to use inappropriate language. Many youths like this, even small children, will start using racist language and will also increase their usage of cursing. This proves that children are most severely affected by Fortnite’s toxic community.
Fortnite player: WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE—
Normal person: what the hell is wrong with you dumbass
Fortnite player: fortnite RULES
Normal person: so you know about a disorder called autism, right?
Fortnite player: uh… yeaaah?
Normal person: that’s you right now but worse
Fortnite player: ur just jealous that we’re better than your crappy Smash bros ass
Normal person: you seriously do not know how to function socially
Fortnite player: WE LIKE FORTNITE
Normal person: futile
by VeganCarnivore647 September 8, 2019
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A way to say “i will kill you” and also a holy Roblox quote used by an odd-looking noob. Improper grammar makes it even more effective.
Person 1: c’mon dude let’s play Fortnite
Person 2: i’d rather not
Person 1: c’mon you know you want cancer
Person 2: no u dumbass i will die u
Person 1: *dies*
by VeganCarnivore647 August 31, 2019
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