2 definitions by Vanilla Monkey
Anus Burger is an American grindcore and pornogrind band formed on September 11, 2001 following the government conspiracy of the attacks on the World Trade Center. The band currently has 3 members in it consisting of Mr. Testicle, Vanilla Monkey, and LilDyke. The band is known for their extremely graphic and often controversial lyrics featuring themes such as abortion, the Holocaust, racism, sexism, and gore. In the Spring of 2009, Anus Burger was featured on the Ellen Show following the release of their 3rd album Erectile Dysfunction, but they were removed after they insulted Ellen for being a dyke. This incident only helped to boost Anus Burger's popularity and their newly released 3rd studio album stayed at number 2 in the Billboard's Top 100 list for a total of four weeks. Rumors have recently spread about the possible breaking up of Anus Burger after the 3 band members survived a near death overdose of some crack cocaine. 6 months after their encounter with cocaine, LilDyke left the band to become a Gay Male Stripper. Mr. Testicle and Vanilla Monkey have stated that they will continue the band and are currently working on their 6th studio album entitled Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation but the album has experienced numerous delays. In November of 2013, LilDyke rejoined the band after getting AIDS from one of his clients. This saw the soon release of their single off of Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation entitles Aidscicle inspired by LilDyke's ordeal.
Anus Burger are the Pornogrind Kings.
by Vanilla Monkey December 1, 2013
The sacred ritual in which one must undergo to join the NUT clan on Black Ops 2. You contact Mr. T (Mr. Testicle) aka brainslug666 or Vanilla Monkey aka PROTOTYPE-OF-WAR. First you must obtain the 3 rare gummy bears from the sacred mountain of Nippleopolis. The gummy bears can be bought from the black jewish merchant who goes by the name of Palogio. You can buy them or he will give them to you for free if you let him suck your dick. Once you have the gummy bears, you are just missing the Golden Spoon of Assgaard. Getting the Golden Spoon is fairly easy, all you have to do is sacrifice your left nut to the Gods of the NUT clan. Once the Golden Spoon and 3 sacred Gummy Bears are retrieved, you need to stick the handle part of the Golden Spoon into the tiny slit in your dick. Place 2 of the sacred Gummy Bears on the head of the spoon. The 3rd sacred Gummy Bear is placed up your ass while you are holding your breath and you swallow multiple times in succession. If done right, the 3rd gummy bear will shoot out of your dick onto the head of Golden Spoon with the other 2 Gummy Bears. Record this process and upload on Youtube as a response video to Nekrogoblinkon's music video "No One Survives".
To join the NUT clan on Black Ops 2, I had to become uber famous. Yea Yea! GOML!
To join the NUT clan add brainslug666 or PROTOTYPE-OF-WAR on PSN.
To join the NUT clan add brainslug666 or PROTOTYPE-OF-WAR on PSN.
by Vanilla Monkey June 11, 2013