Val's definitions

Counter Monkey

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!
Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

by Val April 9, 2002

Deep

1. Difficult to understand.
2. Very intense, profound, or intriguing.
3.(Sound) Low pitch
4. (Color) Dark and intense
5. Of great depth or low placement. Specified distance from the top, surface, or edge.
6. Number of people

1. That's too deep for me.
2. His art is deep.
3. He's a deep baritone.
4. It's a deep purple.
5. The pool gets very deep near the diving board.
6. We rode 4 deep.

by Val November 25, 2003

Goober

An eye booger, those things u get when you wake up in the morning..

Eww dude, wipe that sick goober off your eye its making me sick!!

by Val November 2, 2004

Mnat

"and that" -used as a closer to every sentence

It destroyed it, mnat.
And the Missouri compromise destroyed the Northwest ordinance, mnat.

by Val December 8, 2003

ghetto soccer

Informal soccer game played without a ball or net, usually with a rock, doorstop or other object found on the ground.

We played ghetto soccer while we waited for my sister to let us inside.

by Val July 5, 2003

harem

a man's group of ladies

Dude goes to lunch every day with his harem. They follow him everywhere like puppy dogs.

by val September 10, 2003

tscrap

The shorter, faster way of saying "It's crap."

Person 1: "What's this?"
Person 2: "tscrap!"

by Val October 22, 2001