Val's definitions

motmok

Mothers against the music of kiss...
From the movie detroit rock city!

Jam that sucks that your is park of motmok because she burned our kiss tickes and we got fucked out of seeing kiss for the 3rd year in a row man!!!!!

by Val November 2, 2004

harem

a man's group of ladies

Dude goes to lunch every day with his harem. They follow him everywhere like puppy dogs.

by val September 10, 2003

tscrap

The shorter, faster way of saying "It's crap."

Person 1: "What's this?"
Person 2: "tscrap!"

by Val October 22, 2001

snackpie

A complete and utter airhead, typically female. Common characteristics are constant hair-flipping, gum chewing, and an overabundance of flavored lip gloss.

AKA a "Valley Girl" or "Preppie".

"Like OMG, did you see that cuuuuuuute Von Dutch trucker hat on Paris Hilton?!?" I'm like totally buying one as soon as daddy gives me back my Visa, it's only like $50! Paris is like my idol! I totally wanna make a video like she did..." - stereotypical snackpie

by Val June 7, 2004

the killers

really great music that has unfortunatley been on trl and now all the girlzzzzzz totally want to bang the lead singer cause OmG he'zzzzzzz soooooooo caaauuuteee!!

teen girl: i soo love the killers... does this mean im cool now and can wear a white belt and become a scenester.
teen friend: yea totally... now we actually have to listen to the music LoL!!

by val January 31, 2005

lock and load

to make outor kick it in Marina's words...haha so LOCK AND LOAD!

Marina locks and loads with Joey allllll day!

by Val December 5, 2004

crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.

don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker

by val July 27, 2004