Val's definitions

pant spider

A very smart guy invented this word cuz he thought it sounded good.

Normally, I'm afraid of spiders, but Bo's pant spider was very desirable.

by Val April 14, 2005

jamster

probably the most annoying commercials ever created with the most retarded ringtones and wallpaper for your cell phone. created for fucktards of america.

you might find yourself ordering the 'sir mix a lot' ringtone while very drunk or stoned late at night watching mtv, then you wake up in the morning and feel like you have been cheated out of life.

drunk person: "man last night i think i got jammed"

by val February 1, 2005

the meep

A mentally retarded person with a small head that makes a soudn like this...

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

wtf is that sound? dude?
its the meep!! what the fuck?

by Val November 2, 2004

gomer

a castrated bull that ranchers put in the same pasture as female cows to tell if they are in heat

hey billy bob, did you get that gomer thismornin? them heifers are in breedin season.

by Val July 30, 2003

pick flowers

It is a term New Yorkers use as "getting drunk" to use if you dont want any one knowing you are.. such as your parents:)

Hey Amy, lets go pick some flowers at Zeds house. That would be fun!!

by Val November 3, 2004

Janky

Far from perfect; messed up

Nick used to have a janky car.

by Val October 26, 2001

no no

1. A condescending way to say "no." Use "no no" when a simple "no" will not suffice.

Idiot: "Isn't AOL the internet?"
Non-AOL user: "No no."

by Val October 22, 2001