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n. someone very good at counter-stike or any other multiplayer online game (cept maybe the sims)

adj. something "elite"

n. daym that guy is l337

adj. that was some 1337 sh1t man

by val July 23, 2006

crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.

don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker

by val July 27, 2004

craptastic

Not fantastic; pretty crappy.

Chris - "I got rear ended on California Boulevard and was 20 minutes late to algorithms!"

Val - "Oh that's just craptastic!"

by Val January 10, 2002

pant spider

A very smart guy invented this word cuz he thought it sounded good.

Normally, I'm afraid of spiders, but Bo's pant spider was very desirable.

by Val April 14, 2005

pink godzilla

A pink godzilla is a woman who has had her heart broken by her ex, so for retaliation she then hits on all his best guy friends taking it as far as they are willing to go. She then feels like she "got him back" and feels like the heart break is over.

MAN: yo your ex just tried to get with me last night.
Man2: yeah me too.
Man3: well im glad i broke up with that hoe, shes a pink godzilla

by val August 21, 2003

Janky

Far from perfect; messed up

Nick used to have a janky car.

by Val October 26, 2001

no no

1. A condescending way to say "no." Use "no no" when a simple "no" will not suffice.

Idiot: "Isn't AOL the internet?"
Non-AOL user: "No no."

by Val October 22, 2001