Val's definitions

tscrap

The shorter, faster way of saying "It's crap."

Person 1: "What's this?"
Person 2: "tscrap!"

by Val October 22, 2001

harem

a man's group of ladies

Dude goes to lunch every day with his harem. They follow him everywhere like puppy dogs.

by val September 10, 2003

motmok

Mothers against the music of kiss...
From the movie detroit rock city!

Jam that sucks that your is park of motmok because she burned our kiss tickes and we got fucked out of seeing kiss for the 3rd year in a row man!!!!!

by Val November 2, 2004

snackpie

A complete and utter airhead, typically female. Common characteristics are constant hair-flipping, gum chewing, and an overabundance of flavored lip gloss.

AKA a "Valley Girl" or "Preppie".

"Like OMG, did you see that cuuuuuuute Von Dutch trucker hat on Paris Hilton?!?" I'm like totally buying one as soon as daddy gives me back my Visa, it's only like $50! Paris is like my idol! I totally wanna make a video like she did..." - stereotypical snackpie

by Val June 7, 2004

abercrombie and fitch

a store that either people like or dont like. there is no middle ground on the matter. everyone says its over priced and it is, but what store in the mall isnt over priced. get real. gotta rake in the cash.

girl: these abercrombie jeans make my ass look totally sexy .... 70 dollars well spent!

by val February 5, 2005

gomer

a castrated bull that ranchers put in the same pasture as female cows to tell if they are in heat

hey billy bob, did you get that gomer thismornin? them heifers are in breedin season.

by Val July 30, 2003

Counter Monkey

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!
Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

by Val April 9, 2002