Val's definitions

Isaiah

The most amazing person that you will ever encounter. He is so perfect and the best person that will ever be in your life! God has truly blessed you if you get this kind of Isaiah because there are very few out there like this wonderful guy like himself. He’s very handsome and the best looking guy out there! If you ever get an Isaiah I promise you that you’ll be the happiest that you’ve ever been and he will constantly make you smile even if your having a terrible day! Oh and you can’t forget about his personality! He has the best personality out of everyone and can make you laugh, smile, and constantly be happy! He’s the sweetest person that you will ever meet in your entire life and just OMG HIS LOOKS WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU BECAUSE HES SO FREAKING PERFECT AND HANDSOME!! ISAIAH IS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT! Any person would be so lucky to ever have an Isaiah in their life! YOU need an Isaiah and YOU need one now!

OMG I WANT AN ISAIAH!! 😭😍

by Val May 8, 2019

Mnat

"and that" -used as a closer to every sentence

It destroyed it, mnat.
And the Missouri compromise destroyed the Northwest ordinance, mnat.

by Val December 8, 2003

Zed $

One person that everyone thinks is a gang, it is written all over schools and stalls in southern new hampshire
many people ask who is Zed$ and only few exclusive people get to know him personnaly and...
one of them is mee!
I KNOW ZED$ BITCH!! hes my friend

Who is Zed$ and why do i see it written all over?

I dont know who Zed$ is!! ;)

by Val November 2, 2004

tscrap

The shorter, faster way of saying "It's crap."

Person 1: "What's this?"
Person 2: "tscrap!"

by Val October 22, 2001

motmok

Mothers against the music of kiss...
From the movie detroit rock city!

Jam that sucks that your is park of motmok because she burned our kiss tickes and we got fucked out of seeing kiss for the 3rd year in a row man!!!!!

by Val November 2, 2004

snackpie

A complete and utter airhead, typically female. Common characteristics are constant hair-flipping, gum chewing, and an overabundance of flavored lip gloss.

AKA a "Valley Girl" or "Preppie".

"Like OMG, did you see that cuuuuuuute Von Dutch trucker hat on Paris Hilton?!?" I'm like totally buying one as soon as daddy gives me back my Visa, it's only like $50! Paris is like my idol! I totally wanna make a video like she did..." - stereotypical snackpie

by Val June 7, 2004

jamster

probably the most annoying commercials ever created with the most retarded ringtones and wallpaper for your cell phone. created for fucktards of america.

you might find yourself ordering the 'sir mix a lot' ringtone while very drunk or stoned late at night watching mtv, then you wake up in the morning and feel like you have been cheated out of life.

drunk person: "man last night i think i got jammed"

by val February 1, 2005