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Ahrr they cut off ded pples balls n pikl em! -Don Vito, Viva la bam
*note* this has to be added again because some jerkoff got the one iI entered before deleted. Of course, the one with 17 thumbs ups gets deleted, and the one with 57 down stays */note*
*note* this has to be added again because some jerkoff got the one iI entered before deleted. Of course, the one with 17 thumbs ups gets deleted, and the one with 57 down stays */note*
by Utz89 January 8, 2005
Get the dude eggsmug. Simply put, it's an operating system that you can download (legally.) I's most commonly used by experienced computer users because it doesn't hold your hand as much as Windows does. It also requires emulators to run Windows programs. The source code for the kernel is available somewhere. The kernel was written in the early 90s by one Linus Torvalds in Finland, and is released under a "General Public License."
by Utz89 August 3, 2005
Get the linuxmug. BBS is an acronym for Bulletin Board System, which were old timey computer networks. Each was privately owned, and you would dial in to connect. Once there you could share text files/warez/pics, or talk about random stuff with other people. The first one went up in 1978, and they reached their peak in 1996 with over 5000 systems in the USA alone. They were essentially killed off by the Internet. Today, there's about 75 free dial-up BBS's left in the USA. There are hundreds of Telnet-only ones, however they have a tendency to suck.
by Utz89 August 3, 2005
Get the bbsmug. The most evil, lowliest people on the face of the earth, Spend most of thier days chasing ambulances (ambulance chasers), or suing the hell out of innocent civilians for stating their opinions.
From an Urbandictionary stay/go vote thing:
I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."
Whether this was a real lawyer or not, its fairly typical of that they do.
I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."
Whether this was a real lawyer or not, its fairly typical of that they do.
by Utz89 November 12, 2004
Get the Lawyersmug. 1. (noun) Lame excuse given by CBS after showing a nasty saggy 50 year old tittie on TV. Nobody needed to see that. Nobody.
by Utz89 August 19, 2004
Get the wardrobe malfunctionmug. 1. Exclamation by Howard Dean that effectively mae him lose he democtatic primaries
2. A song by James Lileks about said exclamation
2. A song by James Lileks about said exclamation
by Utz89 November 4, 2004
Get the yeaghmug. Insane guy from Guns n Roses. Was pretty good at doing what he did, and mostly keeps to himself nowadays.
Get over it, people. Maybe he wants a break. He's still the shit though. Who else records himself screwing a random chick and then plays it in the background of a song? Only Axl.
Get over it, people. Maybe he wants a break. He's still the shit though. Who else records himself screwing a random chick and then plays it in the background of a song? Only Axl.
by Utz89 December 21, 2004
Get the Axl Rosemug.