Lawyers

The most evil, lowliest people on the face of the earth, Spend most of thier days chasing ambulances (ambulance chasers), or suing the hell out of innocent civilians for stating their opinions.
From an Urbandictionary stay/go vote thing:

I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

Whether this was a real lawyer or not, its fairly typical of that they do.
by Utz89 November 13, 2004
Get the Lawyers mug.

wardrobe malfunction

1. (noun) Lame excuse given by CBS after showing a nasty saggy 50 year old tittie on TV. Nobody needed to see that. Nobody.
Janet's wardrobe malfunction was just plain odd
by Utz89 August 20, 2004
Get the wardrobe malfunction mug.

outcast

1. Someone who doesnt belong, and as such is most often seen by themselves or with a friend or two at most.

2. Me
1. There's almost no outcasts at my high school; they're all rich Republicans and buy their friends.

2. I am an outcast and I don't care what you think.
by Utz89 November 13, 2004
Get the outcast mug.

lvl

Used in screen names as a substitute for the letter "M."
lvlotherfukka696969420420666_666 is an example of a typical crappy name
by Utz89 November 15, 2004
Get the lvl mug.

bojangles

A place where you can get good fried chicken and iced tea that's 99% sugar. They're usually found in the south, but there are a few up north. Mmmmm it's good.
Even northerners like me appreciate the delicacy that is Bojangles'
by Utz89 March 03, 2005
Get the bojangles mug.

linux

Simply put, it's an operating system that you can download (legally.) I's most commonly used by experienced computer users because it doesn't hold your hand as much as Windows does. It also requires emulators to run Windows programs. The source code for the kernel is available somewhere. The kernel was written in the early 90s by one Linus Torvalds in Finland, and is released under a "General Public License."
How's that? No airline suff, just the real definition.
by Utz89 June 27, 2005
Get the linux mug.

bloodhound gang

A very excellent band from King of Prussia, Pennsylvania, who arent afraid to be non-PC while singing about strippers and pr0n stars and such. There really is more to them, and those who have only heard "Bad Touch" are missing out on a lot of great music. Oh well, more for me.
Well I find it quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
-BloodHound Gang, Lapdance Song
by Utz89 November 08, 2004
Get the bloodhound gang mug.