2 definitions by UrbanScholar99

Dickochet

When a man is urinating and the urine bounces back onto his penis or pants.
When Jimmy was pissing on the rock, he experienced a mad dickochet when the urine bounced off of the rock and onto his trousers.
by UrbanScholar99 September 26, 2012
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Tijuana Handjob

When a man is on the toilet taking a dump while simultaneously receiving a handjob.
Tommy was thrilled when his wife burst into the bathroom and started giving him a Tijuana Handjob whilst he dropped a glorious deuce.
by UrbanScholar99 September 26, 2012
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