375 definitions by Urban Dictionary

S.D.M.F.

Society Dwelling Mother Fucker
as in Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society
can also stand for Strength Determination Merciless Forever.

On The Black Label Website they will often refer to their fans as S.D.M.F.ers

by Urban Dictionary July 7, 2005

JFK

An extremely overrated president. A criminal. The Kennedy money came from stealing and murdering. He was assassinated by the only sane person left in the country at the time. After that, the whole country went insane, therefore inflating JFK's insane popularity. If Oswald didn't kill him, you would learn about a criminal, terrible president, and whore user person thingy in school.

Thanks to my grandpa, G. Warren Nutter (assistant secretary of defense of foreign affairs during the latter end of the Vietnam war), JFK's stupid war was won, but the stupid population wanted to end it because they actually thought we were loosing. HA! dumbasses

by Urban Dictionary May 17, 2005

choad

A thing or person that is wider than it is longer. It doesnt only apply to cocks you dumb fucks!

Mr. Flood is a choad

by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2004

Da Jesus Book

it the holy bible.The sacred book.

Many people across the world read Da Jesus book.

by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2005

ass man

License plate that Kramer received accidentally on an episode of Seinfeld. It was supposed to go to a proctologist. He uses it to park in a reserved spot for doctors and gets caught by the man it was supposed to belong to.

Cosmo Kramer, the "ass man"

by Urban Dictionary March 28, 2005

jewton

The town of Newton Massachusetts. Has a lot of Jews. Is called Jewton.

Yo man, lets go to the new jewish deli in Jewton.

by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2005

mcdonalds

When using the bathroom in McDonalds, be sure to flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen.

I dropped a piece of hemp rope at McDonalds and made sure I flushed twice. Three days later, a Big Mac is born.

by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004