4 definitions by Untalented14YearOld
Gugger: gug•ger (gug-gur)
noun
1a: The noise Luke makes when he catches a shitty wave
1b: A person who actively surfs at UCSB
1c: an offensive slur used by surfers at UCSB to criticize poor surfing technique
variations: Guggin’: Gug•gin’ (Gug-inn)
verb
2a: The act of a gugger surfing (and or) gugging
variation: Gugga: Gug•ga (gug-gah)
noun
3a: A nonsurfer with fomo who cannot say the infamous term “gugger” and must therefore say the word without the “hard R”
3b: A friendly, comedic term used as a form of greeting by surfers at UCSB
noun
1a: The noise Luke makes when he catches a shitty wave
1b: A person who actively surfs at UCSB
1c: an offensive slur used by surfers at UCSB to criticize poor surfing technique
variations: Guggin’: Gug•gin’ (Gug-inn)
verb
2a: The act of a gugger surfing (and or) gugging
variation: Gugga: Gug•ga (gug-gah)
noun
3a: A nonsurfer with fomo who cannot say the infamous term “gugger” and must therefore say the word without the “hard R”
3b: A friendly, comedic term used as a form of greeting by surfers at UCSB
Surfer 1: Hey dude, did you see Luke out there catching those waves?
Surfer 2: Yeah, he was guggin' all over the place, making those gugger noises!
Surfer 1: Ah man that dudes gugged out of his mind!
Surfer 2: Yeah, he was guggin' all over the place, making those gugger noises!
Surfer 1: Ah man that dudes gugged out of his mind!
by Untalented14YearOld September 14, 2023
A modern-day cult led by the enigmatic Elon Musk. This company, worshipped by its fanboys and fangirls, is hailed as the savior of the automotive industry with its electric vehicles. While Tesla enthusiasts obsess over the sleek designs and futuristic features, skeptics argue that the company's grand promises often fall short. With never-ending production delays, quality control issues, and a knack for overpromising and underdelivering, Tesla has perfected the art of capturing headlines while struggling to turn a consistent profit. But hey, at least the cult followers get to brag about their eco-friendly status while their wallets slowly drain in the pursuit of being part of the "Tesla revolution."
Person A: "Hey, have you heard about the latest Tesla Model XYZ3S? It's supposed to have self-driving capabilities and can fly to the moon!"
Person B: "Oh, you mean the overhyped toy for the tech-obsessed elite? Yeah, I've heard of it. I heard it also comes with a built-in unicorn detector and a coffee maker that brews sparkles and glitter. Only Elon Musk could convince people to pay a fortune for a car that spends more time in the fucking shop than on the road. But hey, at least you can show off your 'green' status while waiting for the next software update to fix the 100th bug. Who needs reliability and common sense when you can have a Tesla?"
"If you though Prius drivers were bad, wait until you see the average Tesla driver"
Person B: "Oh, you mean the overhyped toy for the tech-obsessed elite? Yeah, I've heard of it. I heard it also comes with a built-in unicorn detector and a coffee maker that brews sparkles and glitter. Only Elon Musk could convince people to pay a fortune for a car that spends more time in the fucking shop than on the road. But hey, at least you can show off your 'green' status while waiting for the next software update to fix the 100th bug. Who needs reliability and common sense when you can have a Tesla?"
"If you though Prius drivers were bad, wait until you see the average Tesla driver"
by Untalented14YearOld May 15, 2023
The single most powerful political organization on the Palos Verdes Peninsula. Somehow, they're not the most corrupt faction in the city. That position would be reserved for the Palos Verdes City Council. In combination with the Palos Verdes City Council members, they've managed to gain a chokehold on all municipal legislation and policy-making within the city.
On average, you can find the PVE Police patrolling along Palos Verdes Drive West, near the Palos Verdes High School, because they literally never patrol anywhere else. In addition, they currently consume 70% of the city's budget, which increases every year. But god forbid we outsource our police to another city to save all that money, we need to be paying all these police officers' managers $200k+ per year salaries with pensions!
On average, you can find the PVE Police patrolling along Palos Verdes Drive West, near the Palos Verdes High School, because they literally never patrol anywhere else. In addition, they currently consume 70% of the city's budget, which increases every year. But god forbid we outsource our police to another city to save all that money, we need to be paying all these police officers' managers $200k+ per year salaries with pensions!
"I called the Palos Verdes Estates Police Department dispatch to report a robbery and that condescending bitch hung up on me"
by Untalented14YearOld May 13, 2023
A Calitrocity is a unique person from Southern California. They like pizza and playing Counter Strike: Global Offensive. They are cool and enjoy watching Garfield by themself.
by Untalented14YearOld July 7, 2019