Calitrocity

A Calitrocity is a unique person from Southern California. They like pizza and playing Counter Strike: Global Offensive. They are cool and enjoy watching Garfield by themself.

"Yo I found a Calitrocity on the internet the other day, I heard he's a cool person"

by Untalented14YearOld July 7, 2019

Calitrocity

The cutest guy in the world. Tiny penis though. Eats his own shit then shits it out and eats it again. If he sees a black person then he will go into a coma for the next 48 hours. Is a great person to tell all your extremely personal secrets to but is prone to outbursts of autistic screaming.

I just heard a Calitrocity hiding on the ceiling from all the jews.

by high five ghost but alive November 29, 2020