3 definitions by Unstable Sub-Genius
1. The female urethra. Not the same thing as the vagina, although clueless dudes frequently confuse the two.
2. Scott Adams, creator of the office-themed comic strip Dilbert, who thinks he’s a genius but is really an insufferable kook.
2. Scott Adams, creator of the office-themed comic strip Dilbert, who thinks he’s a genius but is really an insufferable kook.
1. Some women derive sexual pleasure from inserting the tips of ballpoint pens or other narrow objects into the Dilbert hole. Occasionally done by female office workers due to the widespread availability of pens in the office.
2. Did you read about what Scott Adams said on YouTube the other day? He’s such a Dilbert hole!
2. Did you read about what Scott Adams said on YouTube the other day? He’s such a Dilbert hole!
by Unstable Sub-Genius February 25, 2023
Short for “(P)rogressive, (M)odernist, and (S)ecular-Humanist”. Used to describe the prevailing worldview or sociopolitical culture in many academic and corporate subspaces in 2020s America and Western Europe. Some would consider them to be today’s establishment in the same way that WASPs were the establishment in early 20th century America.
The PMS mindset could be considered the result of an informal alliance between “Social Justice Warriors” (intersectionalists) and “Scientific Justice Warriors” (modern skeptics), within a capitalistic environment.
The PMS mindset could be considered the result of an informal alliance between “Social Justice Warriors” (intersectionalists) and “Scientific Justice Warriors” (modern skeptics), within a capitalistic environment.
1. Professor Nelson disliked the word “globalist” because it sounded too conspiratorial, and he would never say “Cultural Marxist” because of its bigoted and antisemitic connotations. But he still believed there was an unspoken social creed that most of his colleagues forcefully professed, which he privately held doubts about. Since he couldn’t think of a better term, he called it PMS.
2. As an aging, liberal-leaning Methodist who grew up during the Cold War, Linda knew she didn’t support Donald Trump or his Republican Party at all. But she still felt disaffected by the political statements made by the younger women that she knew. There was something about the younger women that Linda just didn’t share: their PMS.
3. Rashid, as a Muslim from an immigrant family, said that he feels politically homeless in the United States. The Right won’t accept him because he is Muslim, but the establishment Left will never understand what his family cares about because they themselves are too blinded by their own PMS.
4. Lexi knew that she wanted to study philosophy, but it bothered her that so many of her peers thought that we didn’t need philosophy anymore because we had science now. And the ones who _had_ read any philosophy never ventured outside the Analytic tradition. It was such a PMS attitude on their part.
2. As an aging, liberal-leaning Methodist who grew up during the Cold War, Linda knew she didn’t support Donald Trump or his Republican Party at all. But she still felt disaffected by the political statements made by the younger women that she knew. There was something about the younger women that Linda just didn’t share: their PMS.
3. Rashid, as a Muslim from an immigrant family, said that he feels politically homeless in the United States. The Right won’t accept him because he is Muslim, but the establishment Left will never understand what his family cares about because they themselves are too blinded by their own PMS.
4. Lexi knew that she wanted to study philosophy, but it bothered her that so many of her peers thought that we didn’t need philosophy anymore because we had science now. And the ones who _had_ read any philosophy never ventured outside the Analytic tradition. It was such a PMS attitude on their part.
by Unstable Sub-Genius February 26, 2023
A metaphorical medical condition in which your entire body is always covered by a bag that is imperceptible to other people, but you yourself feel and act awkward all the time because it’s hard to see out of your bag or move around in it.
Sort of a twist on John Lennon’s original idea of the same name, except that instead of everyone else wearing a bag, only you have one. Lennon’s idea was of a world where everyone is equal, but with this kind of bagism, it’s the opposite because you’re different from everyone else.
Of course, this condition doesn’t exist in reality. But it does make a decent metaphor for autism.
Sort of a twist on John Lennon’s original idea of the same name, except that instead of everyone else wearing a bag, only you have one. Lennon’s idea was of a world where everyone is equal, but with this kind of bagism, it’s the opposite because you’re different from everyone else.
Of course, this condition doesn’t exist in reality. But it does make a decent metaphor for autism.
Todd: Oh, I’m sorry I bumped into you by mistake, I’m just clumsy because I have bagism and it’s sometimes hard to tell where everything is.
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Steve: I just read a book about John Lennon, and he was talking about bagism. I think it’s such a great idea!
Sal: Oh, trust me, bagism is overrated. I‘ve had it for my whole life.
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Steve: I just read a book about John Lennon, and he was talking about bagism. I think it’s such a great idea!
Sal: Oh, trust me, bagism is overrated. I‘ve had it for my whole life.
by Unstable Sub-Genius February 27, 2023