4 definitions by UncleMikeOnWheels

Shampoo the carpet

Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!

by UncleMikeOnWheels November 6, 2020

When you ejaculate in your partner’s ass and pull out your penis covered in a mixture of feces and semen.

I’m never doing anal without a condom again!
I nutted in this chicks ass and my dock looked like a Philly Cheese Steak when I pulled out!

by UncleMikeOnWheels January 28, 2021

When you need an extra hand to guide anal entry during cowgirl position because you and your partner both have T-Rex arms and can’t reach.

My girl and I were trying to do Cowgirl anal but we needed Valet Parking to pull it off.

by UncleMikeOnWheels February 8, 2020

When you’re eating ass and your partner has a hemorrhoid.

I was eating this chick’s ass last night and she had a hemorrhoid so big it was like French kissing Sanchez.

by UncleMikeOnWheels January 28, 2021