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5. blog
a place where people bitch about their daily activities which nobody is interested in. topics like why they argue with boyfriend and how they end up together at last, daily aneroxic activities like drinking blended organic fruits and vegetable for breakfast, lunch and dinner, talking about cutting themselves with a razor blade and how good they felt, bitch about their shopping activities and what they got.

just another way to seek attention and sympathy from other people.
Sample of a blog entry:
Today i argued with my babypooh, he got mad a me just because justin asked me out for lunch, he ended up ignoring me and not calling me. i don't know what i've done wrong and why am i crying over it right now. it's just stupid, he's not the man that he used to be, i still remember how he treats me when we first started, it was all so nice and perfect. but now, we're like arguing over small matters almost every week. i don't think i can take this anymore, i'm just tired of this relationship.

owh look, someone actually commented on my previous entry.
by Uncle Bob Feb 16, 2005 share this
4. Idiot
Al Gore or John Kerry. Anyone that voted for one of those people.
Al Gore is an idiot
by Uncle Bob Apr 3, 2004 share this
3. pink whale
A white male's penis
You Asian girls really love that pink whale.
by Uncle Bob Jan 8, 2004 share this
2. pig fuck
Very similar to cluster fuck, but has the additional benefits of debased those involved even further by implying that they are a fat, smelly, wet disgusting lard ass.
by uncle bob Apr 3, 2003 share this
1. :|
An expressionless face
"Hi, my name is Bob. :|"
by Uncle Bob Nov 11, 2002 share this
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