7 definitions by Uncle Ben

A slang term depicting a play in basketball. In said play, a player dunks the ball over top or in front of another player, making a play so picturesque that it may appear on a poster, hence the term, posterized.

Some players may have their own versions of this, such as Greg Ostertag of the Sacramento Kings. When someone is 'posterized' by Ostertag, they are 'Osterized'. This pay is known as 'dirty' and 'ugly' and is generally unwanted throughout the NBA.
a) Yo man! VC just posterized the Pistons! Ben Wallace, you's a poster!

b) (taken from live stat tracking)

3:44 4th - G. Ostertag dunks the ball.
3:44 4th - Officials timeout for audience to throw up in bathroom.
by Uncle Ben November 29, 2004
a 1337 person who makes and individiual, who may not be a n00b, look like a n00b. This person is one who is extremely 1337. This term excludes h4x0rs.
Player 1: Man, who was that h4x0r that pwn3d j00?
Player 2: That's not a h4x0r, that's teh n00binator!
by Uncle Ben November 27, 2004
The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.
Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!
by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003
See Poseur
by Uncle Ben June 28, 2003
A combination of the words access and hack, or h4x0r. This would be used by 1337 persons preventing a h4x0r from cheating them in a video game, such as Counter Strike.
h4x0r: I'm gonna h4x0r into his comput0r and get that n00b!

teh 1337 player: No! h4x355 (haxess) denied! lolllolololololollolol!!!!1!1
by Uncle Ben November 27, 2004
a) An extremely new 'n00b'. Someone who displays very much "n00bism"

b) Something that is new, i.e. shoes
a) OMG look at this n00bulet. He tried to sh00t me with a plasma pistol so I pwn3d him with a sc0rpion! lolololololol!!!1!11

b)yo home slice, check out my n00bul37 kicks!
by Uncle Ben November 25, 2004
greasy haired comb over, has dad tie his own shoes, a devote catholic who looks like a life long jew...
Dude, that kid is so depaul.
by uncle ben April 16, 2005

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