Disease: Medical Term:
Form of Swine fever affecting only the buttocks area of pigs.
Corruption of Sty Mange.
Caused by sitting in seats at Bramhall Lane too long waiting for a goal.
Effecting the out layer of skin on piggie buttocks.
Producing sores, reddening of the area and massive swelling.
Also known as: Sty Rash; Sty Mange; Blade Mumps; Blange.
It's a sad case Doctor.
He was sat so long at the sty, waiting for the Blades to score, his buttocks have swollen and he's now suffering from Stange.