That annoying house mate that can't stand seeing a few dirty dishes on the counter for more then a day or two. The Dish Nazi, when he catches you, will even become enraged that you keep dishes in your room even though you are just trying appease them by keeping the kitchen a little cleaner. The Dish Nazi will also clean everyone's dishes on the pretense of being "nice" when really they are just cleaning for peace of mind.
Bob, out house Dish Nazi, saw I had a few bowls in my room... The look that came over him made me think he was either going to have a nervous break down or burn me at the stake as a witch.
a term to refer to the girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse of your house-mate, meaning you sort of live with them, and are sort of mates with them, but that your original reason for knowing them was them dating your house-mate.
A: so how d'you know kate?
B: uhhh, like 2 years ago when i was living with jake in london, she was my spouse-mate.
an annoying room mate who wakes in the middle of the night to eat cheese or other condiments while still asleep ergo "sleep eat"
house mate ; hmmmnmmnn
other; dude shut the fuck up go back to bed !!!
house mate hummnmmnyumn
other; dude!!!, kicks house mate sayin "fucking sleep eat"
house mate; wakes up and says "what im in bed leave me alone"
A form of really, really shite House music - the sort that gets played in sub standard bars and nightclubs, to a crowd of under-achieving individuals. "Council House" also tends to get overlapped on poor quality TV holiday shows when a nightclub scene comes on, or when a group of drunk men and/or women appear.
Kio: Ughhhhhh! What's that HORRIBLE music? My ears want to projectile vomit!!!
Paul: That's "Council House", mate.
Staying the night at your mates house
for example after a party and you cant go back to yours, you stay at a mates house
Last night i tapped ryans house,,,,,
Tom - So mate where did you stay last night
Marcus- Last night i tapped ryan's house,,
Scrufulous: (Adj.) A person with the following traits, hobbies, and or possessions.
- Is allergic to anything that may contradict their personal body Oder.
- Owns/spends time with animals that are additive to the Scrufulous' wretched smell (Ferret)
- Will not allow others personal time in the bathroom, may force you out of the bathroom to encourage belief that they may wash.
- Probably works at taco bell
- Buys mass amounts of perishable goods and allows them to rot in the common spaces
- Forms unhealthy obsessions with others who may or may not know they exist
If encountered with a Scrufulous, you should proceed with caution, as they easily become attached. The Scrufulous is a delicate creature surviving on the sole hope to mate with another Scrufulous or simply convince a "Norm" to procreate.
Person one: "God, my room mate is a total Scrufulous! I was taking a shower and he knocked on the door until I came out and then locked me out!"
Person two: "Wait, is that the same one that smells like a pee matted ferret?"
Person one: "Yes, that my Scrufulous room mate."
(Austrlian) To help one's mate out when he has too much woman for one man.
I returned home drunk to find my house mate at it with a hot bird and he insisted that i get involved.