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Noun. Origin: the male form of a "cougar", man + panther= manther. An older man who frequents bars, lounges and clubs, never a genuine gentleman, ranging from ten to fifty years older than his victim. Usually carries an unusually fat wallet, wears too much cologne, and dresses younger than his age. May over-frequent the tanning beds and gym, have trendy/dyed facial hair such as a soul patch or goatee, may use the terms "baby", "sugar tits", or other female defamation when trying to pursue his prey. If balding, may never take off his ball cap in order to hide his aging hairline. Manthers always seem to evade the question of their age, previous or current marriages, children, and most things regarding their past (unless it has to do with thier old frat/college football days). Manthers prey on their younger victims in order to gain popularity amongst their fellow mathers, as well as for a sexual high. Some manthers are extremely good looking, stylish and somewhat gentlemanly. Others are old, drunk dirt balls with a lot of money and a feeling of self-entitlement.
1. Damn Shelley, why do all the mathers have to whip out their wallets and expect me to go to bed with them?

2. Oooh! Look at that manther over there! Maybe I can get him to buy us some drinks; I need a sugar daddy.
by USS Lady Red September 01, 2007

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Noun. Coined by the U.S. Coast Guard, refers to any female, particularly ones stationed on cutters, who are scandalous by nature and promiscuous with the male enlisted. As for civilian morale gear, these are females who make it a point to be sexually involved with male enlisted U.S.C.G.'s, even "making rounds through the unit". The better the morale gear the higher the rate. MG3 is sub-par. MG2 is good. MG1 is smokin' hot.
GM2 Johnson is hooking up with some morale gear, nasty MG3, she's been with half the crew already.
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Noun. Mostly used under political connotations, but can be applied elsewhere.

Definition: A person who uses their actions or words to control someone or something of a lesser will, also known as pulling the strings of someone or something. Often a puppet master uses actions in addition to thoughtfully assembled words (with a commanding or guilt-inducing voice inflection) as his or her weapon. Puppet masters use their victims to acquire things, such as sex, money, anything of monetary value, and emotional holds over others (their puppets). Often occurs (but is not limited to) in close relationships such as intimate romantic relationships, parent-child relationships, and employer-employee relationships. A puppet master's interactions with their victim/s is almost always beneficial for the one pulling the strings.
1. Some speculate their must be a puppet master above President Bush.

2. Girl #1: I'm so happy, my car is spotless. My boyfriend washed it for me this weekend.
Girl #2: Damn, he just washed it last week! What are you, the puppet master?

3. My boss is being a total puppet master, I've been working overtime this past two weeks and didn't realize it until I got my pay check and realized I don't get paid for overtime!
by USS Lady Red September 04, 2007

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Verb. Has American cultural roots to prison slang and is used by numerous immature, testosterone-laden individuals. Past tense: big boyed.

1. to take something over by force

2. A physical act on a smaller, or younger, individual by larger individual in which the victim is hoisted against his or her will to a less advantageous position for the smaller position. Can also be applied to non-physical situations, see below.

3. A usually difficult and laborious act by the little guy, or the under dog, to gain a higher status. Can be applied to numerous situations, such as socioeconomic and social status.
1. That guy has been on the Thighmaster for a half an hour now, I'm about to big boy him.

2. Damn, I was just getting my thighs all nice and strong-like, and this meat head came up and big boyed me. Now that gym bunny will think Im a shmuck for sure.

3. I finally big boyed my boss into giving me a raise.
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1. Noun. A female enlisted member of the U.S. Military, particularly the branches with ships such as the Coast Guard and Navy, who is sexually promiscuous with the male crew members, most likely one who has had sexual affairs with numerous crew members.

2. Noun. A sexual act involving two enlisted parties of the U.S. Military occuring when both are on duty.
1. MK3 White is probably available for some duty booty if you need some; that girl gets around.

2. Hey man, working last night wasn't that bad; I got me some duty booty.
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1. Noun. An indented place on the body between the clavicle and the shoulder muscles that some people have naturally or occurs when somebody shrugs. A very ticklish place on most men.

2. Verb. To goodie: to poke one's finger in the above mentioned place on the body in order to tickle somebody.
1. Some guys find a girl's goodie sexy, other's think it's a sign of being too skinny.

2. After goodying my boyfriend, he laughed so hard he started hiccuping.
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yak
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Noun. A smallish younger man with an insationable appetite and a fantastic metabolism. Usually has a shaved head. Always "catting around" and making shifty movements. When engaging in something suspicious, a yak pulls his shirt collar or t-shirt over his mouth just below his nose. He is usually terrible with women, and has to resort to "yakking" them up (see next definition for explanation). Mostly sarcastic in nature, yet still is the butt of most jokes.

Verb. To yak something up means to acquire, or come up on, under shady circumstances, such as women. This process is normally a lucrative event littered with smooth small talk and occurs due to prodding from fellow heathens. The sexual aftermath of being yakked up only lasts about four minutes. Yakking something up can be applied to any situation an is always executed under shady circumstances.

1. Look at that shady little yak in the corner of the bar!

2. I hope he doesn't think he's going to yak me up.

3. Glenn yakked up some sushi before going to the bbq, even though he knew he was going to eat later.
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