5 definitions by UR mother

1.a bright red enormous itchy spot on your nuts.
2.whoevers reading this right now.
Haydan is a huge nutpimple!!!!!
by UR mother March 10, 2004
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An adjective used to describe something that tries to be awesome but is actually really lame.
Wow, that was really craptastic...Never do that again.
by UR mother June 16, 2006
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Know for having VERY tiny penis, or none at all.
Girl: That guy had a troy, it sucked.
by UR mother November 25, 2014
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his dĀ”ck smaller than my toes cupcakkes best song squidward nosešŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜©
"what did you and joshua do last night??"
"we made out hdstmt"
by UR mother October 15, 2022
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a word to define all forms of perfection
Holy shit, that was a jordanesque shot!

Damn, look at this painting, its Jordanesque
by UR mother April 18, 2004
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