8 definitions by UM&UAE2021
Verb.
1. Sex positions carried out in either a public or private swimming pool (depending on risk analysis).
1. Sex positions carried out in either a public or private swimming pool (depending on risk analysis).
Guy: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Girl: "Aquasutra? What...here?"
Guy: "C'mon baby, pleeeease. You know those kids aren't paying attention."
Girl: "Are you fucking kidding me right now? They're playing Marco Polo!"
Guy: "If I promise not to yell Polo?"
Girl: "Deal."
Girl: "Aquasutra? What...here?"
Guy: "C'mon baby, pleeeease. You know those kids aren't paying attention."
Girl: "Are you fucking kidding me right now? They're playing Marco Polo!"
Guy: "If I promise not to yell Polo?"
Girl: "Deal."
by UM&UAE2021 December 8, 2019
by UM&UAE2021 December 12, 2019
Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.
Jakes being such a dick again!
Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?
Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.
Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?
Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.
by UM&UAE2021 December 5, 2019
Boy: "Mummy, where do babies come from?"
Mother: "They come from very special places called factories."
Boy: "But whhhyyy?"
Mother: "Because corporations and politicians are what we call whores, sweetie."
Boy: "But how do I know I'm Made In China Too?"
Mother: "Show me the bottom of your right foot....... Seeee?"
Mother: "They come from very special places called factories."
Boy: "But whhhyyy?"
Mother: "Because corporations and politicians are what we call whores, sweetie."
Boy: "But how do I know I'm Made In China Too?"
Mother: "Show me the bottom of your right foot....... Seeee?"
by UM&UAE2021 December 10, 2019
In lieu of Bye or Goodbye.
Used by cool people who are evolved and well-travelled and like inside jokes because it makes them feel superior.
Used by cool people who are evolved and well-travelled and like inside jokes because it makes them feel superior.
Dubai for now.
by UM&UAE2021 December 5, 2019
Acronym.
To The Moon And Back.
Code used in greeting cards when signing off - before, after or in lieu of I Love You.
Typically between a mother and a daughter.
To The Moon And Back.
Code used in greeting cards when signing off - before, after or in lieu of I Love You.
Typically between a mother and a daughter.
by UM&UAE2021 December 8, 2019
When someone loses their shit.
Panic, pandemonium, pandemic.
mid 17th century: from Greek pandēmos (from pan ‘all’ + dēmos ‘people’)
Panic, pandemonium, pandemic.
mid 17th century: from Greek pandēmos (from pan ‘all’ + dēmos ‘people’)
by UM&UAE2021 March 17, 2020