Tzeentch's definitions

phi theta kappa

A 2-year fraternity/sorority/honors society that accepts anyone with a 3.5 GPA or higher, about 12-18 units, and some money to waste. Only reason to join is for one's application to a 4-year institute. Their "leadership conferences" are a joke.

Oh! I received an acceptance letter from Cornell purely on the basis that I'm in Phi Theta Kappa?

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

tekken five

The newest installment of Tekken, where Nina and Steve are God Tier characters!

Full life combos are also possible on CH (counter-hit).

This game was created after polling a bunch of players due to the negative reviews of Tekken 4.

"Arghhh I can't pull off an EWGF!~"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

kendo

A great sport requiring much spirit, discipline, and all of that jazz. Unfortunately, a lot of samurai/ninja-wannabes tend to participate in this sport. Also, fencing is better than kendo. One would not be shocked to see one who participates in kendo as one who participates in band, and one who participates in LARPing.

Kendo makes your feet smell too.

Oh and kendo stemmed from kenjitsu in response to Ieyasu Tokugawa pwning Japan.

Kendo seems cool. What a great example right?

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

Twitter Twilight Zone

A zone of unreality and imagination , where every person and ideology exists , and they all hate you

Man that ideology doesn't exist dude , it's just a Twitter Twilight Zone.

by Tzeentch June 17, 2020

apologist

One of those annoying douches who apologizes before saying something horribly offensive, ignorant, or demeaning to you. The apology is supposed to make it nicer somehow--or they're attempting to be PC (which is annoying as well).

These type of people also lose credibility on their beliefs since it conveys less confidence about their beliefs.

I'm sorry, but I think you're going to Hell for not being baptized.

I'd like to apologize in advance but I think you're a huge, worthless douchebag.

Quit being an apologist.

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

slim's

A venue in San Francisco where many decent bands play. I usually attend this venue for most of the metal shows, especially since The Pound closed.

Yeah, I'll be attending that Finntroll show at Slim's later this year.

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

Stanford University

An evil bastion of California conservatism. Condoleezza Rice used to teach Political Science there.

Their art museum is quite nice though.

"It took me FOREVER to find parking at Stanford University!"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005