Tzeentch's definitions

kush

An ancient African kingdom which some argue influenced Egypt and the Western world as we know it.

Traditionalists and current evidence support that Sumer was the first civilization however.

"That Kushite sure made cute, little pyramids!"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

Twitter Twilight Zone

A zone of unreality and imagination , where every person and ideology exists , and they all hate you

Man that ideology doesn't exist dude , it's just a Twitter Twilight Zone.

by Tzeentch June 17, 2020

lame duck president

A President that already served his/her first term.

It usually means that the President can focus on different things now since they know they have nothing to lose (usually).

"George W. Bush is a lame duck president now!"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

Stanford University

An evil bastion of California conservatism. Condoleezza Rice used to teach Political Science there.

Their art museum is quite nice though.

"It took me FOREVER to find parking at Stanford University!"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

apologist

One of those annoying douches who apologizes before saying something horribly offensive, ignorant, or demeaning to you. The apology is supposed to make it nicer somehow--or they're attempting to be PC (which is annoying as well).

These type of people also lose credibility on their beliefs since it conveys less confidence about their beliefs.

I'm sorry, but I think you're going to Hell for not being baptized.

I'd like to apologize in advance but I think you're a huge, worthless douchebag.

Quit being an apologist.

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

kendo

A great sport requiring much spirit, discipline, and all of that jazz. Unfortunately, a lot of samurai/ninja-wannabes tend to participate in this sport. Also, fencing is better than kendo. One would not be shocked to see one who participates in kendo as one who participates in band, and one who participates in LARPing.

Kendo makes your feet smell too.

Oh and kendo stemmed from kenjitsu in response to Ieyasu Tokugawa pwning Japan.

Kendo seems cool. What a great example right?

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

the warrior's prayer

The only prayer any true warrior needs to know.

Mentioned in two songs by Manowar, one of the best bands out there.

This prayer also beats all other prayers, I think any hot woman would be aroused after hearing this in her bedroom.

The Warrior's Prayer

"Gods of war I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride

I will crack the whip
With a bold mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail

Glory, majesty, unity
Hail! Hail! Hail!"

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007