3 definitions by Tyrone Moustache
A more emphatic variant of ESAD, directly addressing the person being scorned. “Eat shit and die, asshole!”
by Tyrone Moustache January 19, 2023
Extreme redness, irritation, rawness in the anal region and surrounding skin resulting from inadvertent use of eucalyptus-soaked hand freshening towels in place of Dude Wipes (or other type of moist towelette) to clean one's ass after a messy bowel movement.
Man, my grundle is in agony--I couldn't wipe my ass fast enough after laying down some hot snakes, but I grabbed the wrong wipes in my girlfriend's bathroom and now I've got a bad case of eucalyptass.
by Tyrone Moustache September 24, 2015
The amount of half-and-half necessary to turn a cup of black coffee into a wonderfully rich walnut color. Akin to a dollop.
Peter: I'm going to Starbucks, Scott. Do you want me to get you anything?
Scott: Thanks, Peter. I'd love a grande coffee.
Peter: Anything in it?
Scott: A glurg of half-and-half, please.
Scott: Thanks, Peter. I'd love a grande coffee.
Peter: Anything in it?
Scott: A glurg of half-and-half, please.
by Tyrone Moustache August 9, 2012