4 definitions by TwizeeK

tardbargain

A bargain for a retard, i.e. thinking you got a deal when you've really been screwed. See "Car Dealerships"

Tard 1:"I just paid $5000 for this pinto!"
Tard 2:"Dude, you just got such a tardbargain..."

by TwizeeK January 23, 2004

ark

A sweaty old perv who likes to finger his bung.

Hey Ark, get that finger out of your bung you old perv!

by TwizeeK January 23, 2004

poogranite

Poogranite is all.

Hi poogranite. How the poogranite are you? POOGRANITE!

by TwizeeK January 23, 2004

poobar

energy bars (i.e. powerbars, et al) which have the appearance of a turd.

'That poobar sure looks mighty delicious!'

by TwizeeK January 23, 2004