5 definitions by Turtle in a box
by Turtle in a box September 14, 2022
Jim the Closet Demon is the expired soul that was split into two and now lives in an inter dimensional state within all closets. Jim is non binary and uses he/they pronouns. Jim is insecure about his abnormally small hands and will be offended when you mention them near him. It is belived by some (the underground colonies) that Jim the closet demon is in love with the Turtle Queen. Many supporters of Jim the Closet Demon worship him. Jim appreciate sacrifices, especially children and will be kind to those who are kind to him.
Person one: why is there a small handprint in my closet?
Person two: it was Jim the Closet Demon, and don’t insult their small hands.
Person two: it was Jim the Closet Demon, and don’t insult their small hands.
by Turtle in a box September 1, 2022
Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.
Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
by Turtle in a box September 2, 2022
Originating from Mcc, a weird dunk is when a team recives an opportunity to dunk another team but they use it in an unusual manner
by Turtle in a box March 27, 2022
Jom is an average height ghost who's completely neutral. Jom's pronouns are H̴̏̈́é̴̓l ̿͠l̴̛͊/ ̓̓i̵͋͝t̵̒́s ̒̚ẻ̵̋l̶̊͑f ̈͒. There is no more to Jom.
Jom.
by Turtle in a box September 5, 2022