Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.
Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
by Turtle in a box September 2, 2022