Turnspike's definitions

Cell_LEDmagnet

A dancing monkey commonly found on IRC, who is an amazingly good speller for a primate, and is a HUGE fan of RantRadio (www.RantRadio.com)

Cell_LEDmagnet: you just admitted that you are an arab.

by Turnspike July 6, 2006

snot rocket

When you plug one nostril with your finger, and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of the nose.

Without tissue, all I could do to clear my nose was to blow a snot rocket.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003

one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003

southpaw

To be left-handed.

The next batter at the plate was swinging southpaw.

by Turnspike March 16, 2003

wirelass

Hacker chick who is heavy into wireless networks, and activities such as wardriving and warchalking.

Looks like the wirelass found another open access point.

by Turnspike February 9, 2003