12 definitions by Trev

A right minging bunter. Other words used could be swamp donkey or, of course, carrot cruncher! Normally a quasi will have a slight limp or will just walk abit funny (Like they've just shat themselves for example!)
"Bloody hell mate, look at that chick over there walking like a right noggin, wait a minute, is that a chick or a bloke?!"
"Jesus harry christ son, that ain't either, thats a bloody quasi!!"
by Trev November 19, 2003
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And inexplicably my wrist hurts, possibly from overuse (no sniggering at the back).
by Trev October 8, 2003
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when a woman is just fucking shit in bed and has no intrest in doing anything but laying there and being stuffed by her boyfriend. She will not suck your cock, she will not wank you off, she will not bend over and let you treat her like the dirty slag you want her to be, she is just a spasticated hole that should be taken out back and shot.
i hate fucking my girlfriend, she does fuck all, she is just a wet pillow !
by Trev June 17, 2006
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A maskfish is someone that is essentially a catfish, so someone who looks really good based off their eyes and other visible features, until they take their mask off.
“Yo, I dropped game on this girl, it was all going good till she took her mask off, she was a total maskfish.”
by Trev January 10, 2022
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A rural state of hardy pick-up truck drivers, mountains, toll plazas, fireworks stands, cheap liquor, and bitter cold that a flock of massholes passes through weekly on the way to an expensive ski vacation, where they engage in tax free shopping to send a handful of young New Hampshirites to college in Massachusetts.
New Hampshire: Live, freeze and die. Ayuh.
by Trev January 29, 2004
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Omg you're such a m00b!
by Trev January 21, 2005
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