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The irrational fear of clowns. Commonly used to get attention or to come off as quirky.
(Coulrophobia)

Mike: Hey bro, you wanna go to the carnival later?
Joey: OH NOES! THERE MIGHT BE CLOWNS THERE! I'M SCARED OF CLOWNS!!!! (derpy derp)
Mike: (rolls eyes) Wow, Joey, I can't believe how incredibly quirky you are...
by max gilardi August 08, 2011
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i have Coulrophobia ever since i was raped by a clown
by trev March 06, 2004
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