Travelingmankc's definitions

Zombie Wrangler

A production assistant on a zombie film whose primary responsibility is to keep tabs on the zombie extras. The job is similar to that of an animal wrangler on a film set. Production assistant(s) charged with this responsibility should receive specific credit as Zombie Wranglers. Zombie Wranglers have been specifically credited at the conclusion of at least one zombie film, Zombie Bloodbath (1993).

He worked as a Zombie Wrangler in that film.

by Travelingmankc October 27, 2015

Jean Outre'

A bizarre French singing cowboy

The avante garde French western musical starred Jean Outre'.

by Travelingmankc November 12, 2019

kitschcon

A kitschy icon; an icon of kitsch culture. Also, a convocation of kitsch enthusiasts--similar to Comicon.

Everyone is familiar with pink flamingo yard decorations. The pink flamingo is a true kitschcon, as is the Kit-Cat Klock.
I can't wait to attend the next Kitschcon--I want to get another Kit-Cat Klock!

by Travelingmankc April 10, 2022

stooter

A small electric scooter with tiny wheels, the top speed of which is slightly faster than most people walk. This type of scooter is very popular among tourists and wannabe hipsters in urban areas. Such scooters often lack turn signals or lights, impede conventional vehicles and put the operators and others at risk. This type of scooter is a stupid scooter--hence, a "stooter".

I almost hit a guy riding one of those stooters.

by Travelingmankc July 21, 2019

Fwinkie

A fake Twinkie. An affront to junk food lovers everywhere. Although a Twinkie is junk food, it's delicious, classic junk food. A Fwinkie doesn't even approximate the real thing. The sponge cake isn't nearly as spongy or flavorful, the creme filling is thick and cloying rather than the kight fluffy little dab of heaven that is real Twinkie creme filling. Not worth the carbs.

Yuck!! That's not a real Twinkie--it's a Fwinkie!!

by Travelingmankc June 25, 2022

The 4 P's

Pork, Pet Projects and Payoffs

You can be sure almost any bill introduced in Congress will include the 4 P's--Pork, Pet Projects, and Payoffs.

by Travelingmankc May 7, 2021

sprinkle

Slang term for the "auto" (automatic) setting on a selective fire rifle, such as an M16.

Move your selector switch to sprinkle and let 'er rip, gentlemen!

by Travelingmankc June 2, 2018