Travelingmankc's definitions

squirrelbivalence

Mixed feelings about squirrels

Despite my squirrelbivalence (due to the invasion of my attic earlier this year), I thought the pic of the squirrel with its miniature teddy bear adorable.

by Travelingmankc December 5, 2019

Junioriffic

Discourse not so lacking in depth or maturity to be considered sophomoric, but still not reflecting mature, genuinely informed thought.

He's making progress. His statements are no longer sophomoric--they're junioriffic.

by Travelingmankc November 20, 2019

PSDD (Perrier Sipping/Swilling Debt Dodger)

A conspicuous consumer who laments he/she "can't" pay his/her student loan or utility bills while headed out for a case of bottled water, carton of smokes, concert ticket or tattoo, etc. The thought of economizing or getting a second job to pay off debt is wholly repugnant. Much more attractive options for this type of person are federally mandated loan forgiveness, Go Fund Me campaigns, or even bankruptcy.

She spendshuge amounts on designer clothes, gourmet foods, etc., then complains she can't pay her rent. She's always looking for a way to get others to pay her bills--she's a true PSDD (Perrier sipping/swilling debt dodger)!!

by Travelingmankc April 1, 2021

kitschcon

A kitschy icon; an icon of kitsch culture. Also, a convocation of kitsch enthusiasts--similar to Comicon.

Everyone is familiar with pink flamingo yard decorations. The pink flamingo is a true kitschcon, as is the Kit-Cat Klock.
I can't wait to attend the next Kitschcon--I want to get another Kit-Cat Klock!

by Travelingmankc April 10, 2022

stooter

A small electric scooter with tiny wheels, the top speed of which is slightly faster than most people walk. This type of scooter is very popular among tourists and wannabe hipsters in urban areas. Such scooters often lack turn signals or lights, impede conventional vehicles and put the operators and others at risk. This type of scooter is a stupid scooter--hence, a "stooter".

I almost hit a guy riding one of those stooters.

by Travelingmankc July 21, 2019

Wokiocy

A portmanteau of "woke" and "idiocy".

Now they're changing "monkey pox" to "M pox" because someone might be offended. I'm confident there's not a monkey in the world who cares. This is a perfect example of the wokiocy that has compromised common sense world wide.

by Travelingmankc November 29, 2022

Fwinkie

A fake Twinkie. An affront to junk food lovers everywhere. Although a Twinkie is junk food, it's delicious, classic junk food. A Fwinkie doesn't even approximate the real thing. The sponge cake isn't nearly as spongy or flavorful, the creme filling is thick and cloying rather than the kight fluffy little dab of heaven that is real Twinkie creme filling. Not worth the carbs.

Yuck!! That's not a real Twinkie--it's a Fwinkie!!

by Travelingmankc June 25, 2022