4 definitions by Traffic cone army

A really bent girl, but she’s actually sound. She’s missing half of hair hair but it’s chill cuz she’s just as ketty as her hair cut. She is the General of the Traffic cone army and therefore you should only address her as General Caley. Lilie-Anne loves it when u suck her toes as that is the only phrase that she says. She has two ketty kids Lorie and monty. She claims she dosent have a favourite but it’s clearly monty. Me and lilie-Anne got a divorce and she took the kids. Please lilie-Anne let me have my kids back
Me: Lilie-Anne let me see the kids!
Lilie-Anne: Suck my toes!
by Traffic cone army April 29, 2019
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Also known as Lauren, Lou Lou is an edgy mother fucker who will create your instagram captions for a good price. Lou Lou is also one of the best people u will ever meet. Lou Lou isn’t a member of the traffic cone army even though has been asked to join multiple times. Lou’s husband looks like a fish though she strongly denies it. Most text messages received by Lou Lou LoOk lIkE tHis As Lou Is A meMe lOrd.
Person 1: who is that emo kid in the corner about to shoot up the school?
Person 2: oh that’s just Lou Lou
by Traffic cone army April 29, 2019
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Person one: Are you going to join the traffic cone army?
Person two: of course, the traffic cones will take over
by Traffic cone army April 29, 2019
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To have a fetish of to drinking water and mr Hegarty. Also can be pronounced like ALAAANNNNN
Person one: I have élan
Person two: what’s that
Person one: doesn’t matter, hey you gonna finish that water?
by Traffic cone army May 1, 2019
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