10 definitions by Toxic Ninja

Black Snow

Black snow is the unofficial term for the soot that inevitable falls after a nuclear strike. Because a nuclear strike vaporises everything in a short radius it is burned to ash and sent into the sky with the force of the blast. Due to most of the mater in the ash being completely destroyed it has a very low density and is carried by any wind for a decent range of a few dozen kilometers/miles. The ash then falls to the ground like a light snow(except black/dark gray). Because of the radioactivity of the bomb the black snow is highly radioactive and lethal, if you see it run to your nearest fallout shelter or basement.

Jim: Hey look snow!
Bob: Black snow.
Jim: What does that mean?
Bob: Well that means someone nearby just got nuked.
Jim: Want to build a snow man?
Bob: No, I'm going to hide in the basement.

by Toxic Ninja December 20, 2007

Flaming bag of dog poop

The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare. The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location. If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!). Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.

Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.

by Toxic Ninja February 6, 2007

420

Common misconceptions point to crazy theories about weed but the truth is it is actuly a number between 419 and 421.

Guy 1: I counted to 420 today!
Guy 2: Sooo you want to get stoned?
Guy 1: What? What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

by Toxic Ninja October 28, 2006

Charlies

A word used by the U.S. military during the cold war while speaking of the Vietnam soldiers. In return the Vietnam soldiers called the American troops G.I.

American Soldier: Charlies 6 o'clock!
Vietnam Soldier: Loudmouth G.I's 12 o'clock!

by Toxic Ninja January 10, 2007

Casual Games

Casual games are any kind of game that is over hyped and over rated or just the exactly same thing as a previous version that was over hyped and over rated, these games are known by gamers as "crap" because even with all the perfect scores the games still have mediocre graphics and shitty plots that casual gamers think are good. Usually the only thing that makes a casual game not-total shit is the multiplayer, otherwise these games would get ratings lower than dirt.

With shitty graphics and a generally horrible campaign mode, the halo series is the indisputable king of casual games.

by Toxic Ninja January 11, 2008

Toxic Ninja

A ninja that uses poisons and toxins to kill his targets. Think a smokebomb full of mustard gas, or poisoning drinks, poison dipped weapons, etc.

Guy1: Hey why are you vomiting blood?
Guy2: Toxic Ninja poisoned my drink, if I die tell my girlfriend I love her.
Guy1: Don't worry, I'll tell her I love her.
Guy2: Wut?

by Toxic Ninja January 16, 2008

que

Spanish word pronounced "k" meaning "what." This works very well when a rich american that speaks no spanish hires a mexican that speaks no english and as the american barks out orders the mexican replies with "que?" which the american things means "ok."

Rich white woman: Pick up Bart from school and then take the dry cleaning down to the place then you can take my mink coat to the cold storage.
Lopez: Que?
Rich white woman: Good, thank you Carl *leaves*
Lopez: ...que?

by Toxic Ninja March 11, 2007