8 definitions by Totally not a cinnamon roll

The worst thing on the planet only second to murder.
Jayden is a bug
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The act of smashing the keys of a keyboard to make a jumble of letters when you get confused angry or annoyed.
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The person you see every day and really like/love but never talk to them because you were too insecure. Or they rejected you already.
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The act of changing languages every step you take backwards. When used in a sentence it means to come out to your parents but get so insecure you end up saying chicken strips.
My so tried to furkle but failed terribly
by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 24, 2021
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The act of irony toward someone when it is so deserved.
You have a blue room blue house and blue bed sheets. What’s your favorite color? What do you think. Pink. IT WAS SARCASM YOU IDIOT
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The synonym for depression and anxiety and to be worried about one’s problems.

People reaction for being insecure: SUCK IT UP ALREADY!!!
Don’t hurt me I’m insecure
by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021
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