Definitions by Total Penetration

beat up 

To be intoxicated on alcohol,drugs or both.

Dude, those ten shots got me all beat up.

beat up by Total Penetration June 7, 2005

baboon sex 

When a man bends over in front of his partner, grasps each ass cheek firmly, spreading them to expose his rectum. The resulting view resembles a baboon's red ass.

Whenever Pete watches the Discovery Channel, he can't help but think about the great baboon sex he had with Andrew while Ray watched.

OR

Do and Pete fight often, but have baboon sex to make up.

baboon sex by Total Penetration June 5, 2005

brown zero 

anus, sphincter, ballon knot, leather cheerio.

Robbie pulled a muscle in his neck while trying to watch the anal beads emerge from his brown zero.

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Robbie relishes in the staccato of anal beads being ripped from his brown zero.

OR

To celebrate the zero he got on his exam, Robbie lubed up his brown zero before inserting enormous Korean vegetables.

brown zero by Total Penetration May 31, 2005

oc40 

Short Oxycontin 40 mg. Best taken by biting down on the pill to break the delayed release membrane. Contents may also be mixed with sterile water/ saline and injected.

Bryan loves oc40 with his coffee in the morning, even though he's completely recovered from his surgery.

oc40 by Total Penetration May 31, 2005

Death Star 

An obese woman who corners you at a party full of pretty girls.

"Steve could be macking on any girl in here, if only he could escape that Death Star's tractor beam."

OR

"It's too large to be a moon... Steve's with a Death Star."

Death Star by Total Penetration May 26, 2005

throat yogurt 

semenal fluidl; cum; jizzum

"Peter North just pumped a pint of throat yogurt into that chick's mouth."

OR

"Robbie likes to wrap up his workout by guzzling a cup of Korean throat yogurt."

throat yogurt by Total Penetration May 26, 2005

scarface 

A jealous and possessive older sibling, from the scene where Tony murders his longtime friend Manny.

"I really wish I hadn't busted a nut in Robbie's sister's brown zero... now he wants to go scarface on me."

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"Did you see the look on Dog's face when Ray kissed his sister? He's going scarface."

scarface by Total Penetration May 26, 2005