Total Penetration's definitions

pirateship

A party or bar full of men when the opposite is desirable.

Pete: "I don't like the ratio at this party, and my chances are slim to begin with."
Bryan: "Yeah, it's a pirate ship. Let's bounce, but first I've got to get this girl's digits."

by Total Penetration June 7, 2005

beat up

To be intoxicated on alcohol,drugs or both.

Dude, those ten shots got me all beat up.

by Total Penetration June 7, 2005

The Big "O"

an orgasm; cumming; seeing god

"The Big O" with a woman has been elusive for Pete for many years.

by Total Penetration June 9, 2005

The Fruit Loop

Dupont Circle in Washington, DC. The nickname is derived from the large gay population that lives in the neighborhood around the circle. A cultural center and destination for great dining and nightlife.

Yo, I was chilling at Dragonfly off the Fruit Loop.

by Total Penetration June 10, 2005

Blackberry prayer

A phrase coined by an anonymous CEO who walked into a boardroom for a meeting to see every executive bowing their heads, operating their Blackberries.

The Blackberry prayer is a plea to God to abolish the damn things.

by Total Penetration June 10, 2005

chippie

A secret, side addiction to heroin. Not fully developed because the addict is still functional.

I had a ten grand a week chippie, but went to work everyday, beeotch. Now that's hardcore.

by Total Penetration June 10, 2005

stiff armed

To be denied by a member of the opposite sex during the process of macking.

Damn, Pete just got stiff armed by that death star... how embarrassing for him.

OR

Good thing Pete got stiff armed by that chick, because she's actually a dude. Pete, why are you upset about it?

by Total Penetration June 21, 2005