throat yogurt

semenal fluidl; cum; jizzum

"Peter North just pumped a pint of throat yogurt into that chick's mouth."

OR

"Robbie likes to wrap up his workout by guzzling a cup of Korean throat yogurt."

by Total Penetration May 26, 2005

Blackberry prayer

A phrase coined by an anonymous CEO who walked into a boardroom for a meeting to see every executive bowing their heads, operating their Blackberries.

The Blackberry prayer is a plea to God to abolish the damn things.

by Total Penetration June 10, 2005

scarface

A jealous and possessive older sibling, from the scene where Tony murders his longtime friend Manny.

"I really wish I hadn't busted a nut in Robbie's sister's brown zero... now he wants to go scarface on me."

OR

"Did you see the look on Dog's face when Ray kissed his sister? He's going scarface."

by Total Penetration May 26, 2005

oc40

Short Oxycontin 40 mg. Best taken by biting down on the pill to break the delayed release membrane. Contents may also be mixed with sterile water/ saline and injected.

Bryan loves oc40 with his coffee in the morning, even though he's completely recovered from his surgery.

by Total Penetration May 31, 2005

The Fruit Loop

Dupont Circle in Washington, DC. The nickname is derived from the large gay population that lives in the neighborhood around the circle. A cultural center and destination for great dining and nightlife.

Yo, I was chilling at Dragonfly off the Fruit Loop.

by Total Penetration June 10, 2005

bosozuko

The crazy teenage bike gangs that terrorize urban Japan. They organize "races" through downtown Tokyo often during high-traffic periods causing accidents, often fatal to themselves and others. The "race" is not really a race since the leader, who carries the flag of the gang, cannot be overtaken. The other participants, who may number in the dozens speed in and out of traffic in attempts to slow down motorist and distract the police. Bosozuko are thought of by mainstream Japanese as thugs, predecessors of their older yakuza brothers, who actively recruit from their ranks.

The bosozuko rider opened the throttle on his modified Ninja to accelerate through a red light at 120 miles per hour, only to be creamed by a delivery truck in the intersection.

by Total Penetration September 14, 2005

brown zero

anus, sphincter, ballon knot, leather cheerio.

Robbie pulled a muscle in his neck while trying to watch the anal beads emerge from his brown zero.

OR

Robbie relishes in the staccato of anal beads being ripped from his brown zero.

OR

To celebrate the zero he got on his exam, Robbie lubed up his brown zero before inserting enormous Korean vegetables.

by Total Penetration May 31, 2005