1 definition by TorturedWedgieVictimAtSchool
When someone grabs you by the waistband of your underwear (usually tightey whiteys) and hang you on a coathook, pole, etc. You are suspended for a long period of time. This wedgie hurts a lot since you can't escape it. You usually have to wait until your underwear rips.
My parents were on a business trip. I was in the locker rooms one day and was changing. I made a huge mistake by taking off my shirts and pants, exposing me in my white tightey whiteys only, which were REALLY stretchy. One person screamed, "WEDGIE HIM!" so they ran up to me and pinned me down. All of them started to spank me and wedgie me. Then the school bully came and gave me an atomic wedgie. He flushed my clothes down the toilet. Everyone cheered then he unhooked the atomic wedgie and gave me a hanging wedgie on the coathooks and hung me by the front and back end of my waistband. He let everyone pull me. He left me there until recess came, which wasn't until about 2 hours. He took me outside only in my tightey whiteys and walked where the teacher couldn't see us. He got me down and carried me to the flagpole and hung me there. I was lifted to the top. I had to stay there for more than a day, because the teachers didn't see. I slept in the painful wedgie and didn't get down the next day. The bully fed me at times, but I would still be in the wedgie. Every kid in my school saw and laughed. The bully came back at night and got me down. He forced me to tell him where I lived, so he carried me to my house (I walk to my school) by my underwear, still unpicked, and hung me from a tree. He laughs and goes home, and I had to sleep in the wedgie until my parents came home and saw me. They got me down, and I had to pull down the underwear so they could wash it. Worst wedgie ever.
by TorturedWedgieVictimAtSchool December 22, 2009