Tony ramone's definitions

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song you dont play at a murder victims funeral.

Yeah he liked the beatles, but he was killed.

by Tony ramone July 8, 2005

gay muslim

Something that doesnt last long in Texas.

"Dear god, he stand against everything America stands for. Git the rope Cleatus."

by Tony Ramone July 12, 2005

owned

When you see your girlfriend making out with the school nerd.

"Hey Robby, I saw Monica fuckin Peter Wang yesterday"


"GODDAMMIT!!! WHY AM I NOT RESPECTED" (his leather pants tear)

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

conservative punk

An oxymoron. Ur not punk if you dont wanna overthrow the government.

Johnny Ramone is not a punk, he supports reagan.

by Tony ramone June 29, 2005

gats

Street lingo for guns and or weapons.

"Nigger, gimmer my damn money, crack dont come easy these days. Dont make me bust a cap, I got ma gat raght here boy."

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

graduate

When you are a drug addict, you start out with small drugs (pot, beer) and "graduate' to higher ones. (cocaine, heroin, LSD)

(assuming junky lives in trailer park, 80% chance)


"Hey mom! I graduated today" (passes out)

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING CIGARETTES"

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

the doors

The greatest band ever. Formed by Jim Morrison and ray Manzarek at a night on the beach after Jim read some of his poems to Ray. Jim Morrison was one of the first rock n roll "crooners" and wrote some of the darkest, deepest songs ever (see the End, Celebration of the Lizard, An American Prayer etc) Indirectly started punk rock, the Stooges and the MC5 started themselves after being mezmerized at a DOors concert. Started in 1965, released their first album in 67, Jim Morrison died in 71 but the band carried on with Ray on vocals and they released one shitty album, Other Voices, broke up in 73 and a new band called the 21 century Doors is touring with two of the original members (ray and Robby Krieger)and Ian Astbury on lead vocals. People say the never had a bassist, but they had SESSION BASSISTS for recording the albums.

Jim "I have poems Ray, listen......."

Ray: "Those are great, lets start a band"

Jim: (drops acid) "FUCKING SLAVE!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 29, 2005