Happiness is A Warm gun

A song you dont play at a murder victims funeral.

Yeah he liked the beatles, but he was killed.

by Tony ramone July 08, 2005

AARP

How old people get things cheaper.

I have my AAR- (gasp) MY HIP!!!

by Tony ramone June 28, 2005

Atheism

Common sense. Some one who doesnt believe in magic or propaganda, is backed up by science and logic, and figures that god doesnt do have the shit he tells us to do.

God: "You! Go save lives and bring justice to the world"

(God starts holocaust)

by Tony ramone June 29, 2005

DWB

Driving While Black. Not an accepted practice in America, is an unwritten crime.

"But sir, I's aint done nothin"

"GET IN THE CAR BOY"

by Tony ramone June 27, 2005

conservative punk

An oxymoron. Ur not punk if you dont wanna overthrow the government.

Johnny Ramone is not a punk, he supports reagan.

by Tony ramone June 29, 2005

Iggy Pop

Real name James Oaserberg or something like that. Iggy b/c he was drummer (yes drummer) in a band called the Iguanas. After seeing the Doors in concert, was mezmerized and started his own band, the Stooges, which inspired all punk bands and basically there would be no punk without them, but they were not punk, there's no genre for that level of greatness. The first punk band that was punk, not proto-punk, was the Ramones. Not Stooges MC5 or Velvet Underground, tho they laid out the basics.

Jim Morrison: "Wanna see it! Right then(whips it out and jerks off) YOUR ALL FUCKING SLAVES!!!"

Iggy Pop: "Will outdo Jim Morrison and live to tell the tale"

(Stooges concert)

Iggy: (smeared in blood and peanut butter wearing only a thong and receiving oral sex): "NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 29, 2005

gats

Street lingo for guns and or weapons.

"Nigger, gimmer my damn money, crack dont come easy these days. Dont make me bust a cap, I got ma gat raght here boy."

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005