Tony ramone's definitions

Hell

1. Where Hitler is satans bitch

2. Where you play poker AND ALWAYS LOSE

3. Listen to Bush speeches in the day and America at night.

"Oh jesus, no more mr president, no more...... OH GOD, OH GOD NO!!!!!"

"Cause I been through the desert....."

by Tony Ramone July 10, 2005

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song you dont play at a murder victims funeral.

Yeah he liked the beatles, but he was killed.

by Tony ramone July 8, 2005

ramones

"The most over-rated band EVER. Very, very annoying sounding and boring. Even The Sex Pistols had more talent than these guys.
Ramones fan: Gabba Gabba hey!
Other kid: Fuck you. Ramones suck!
Ramones fan: Waa! (crying"


The person who wrote this is mentally retarded. In case you havent noticed Green Day totally ripped them off and u know nothing of punk rock. Go listen to ur gay emo music and slit ur wrists or something

"Im a retard and Green Day kikcs the Ramones ass, not to mention Oasis is so much better than the beatles."

by Tony ramone June 27, 2005

conservative punk

An oxymoron. Ur not punk if you dont wanna overthrow the government.

Johnny Ramone is not a punk, he supports reagan.

by Tony ramone June 29, 2005

graduate

When you are a drug addict, you start out with small drugs (pot, beer) and "graduate' to higher ones. (cocaine, heroin, LSD)

(assuming junky lives in trailer park, 80% chance)


"Hey mom! I graduated today" (passes out)

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING CIGARETTES"

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

UC-Berkeley

A very hard to get into school in Califronia. IE its 60% asian

Welcome to Berkely HOK WAO ZIE

by Tony ramone June 28, 2005

owned

When you see your girlfriend making out with the school nerd.

"Hey Robby, I saw Monica fuckin Peter Wang yesterday"


"GODDAMMIT!!! WHY AM I NOT RESPECTED" (his leather pants tear)

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005