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Hell

1. Where Hitler is satans bitch

2. Where you play poker AND ALWAYS LOSE

3. Listen to Bush speeches in the day and America at night.
"Oh jesus, no more mr president, no more...... OH GOD, OH GOD NO!!!!!"

"Cause I been through the desert....."
by Tony Ramone July 10, 2005
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american idiot

A lame attempt at punk rock. By the biggest poser/horrible/emo band ever, Green Day. Inspires stupid emo kids to slit their wrists.
(Billie Joe comes out of nowhere)

Billie: I have control over you lonely depressed teenage emo girl. Join my ranks of stupid posers who call themselves punk and 80% of us eventually commit suicide b/c we are emo fags.

depressed teenage emo girl: I am at your control (slits wrists)
by Tony Ramone July 26, 2005
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the dictators

The first punk band releasing their first album in 1974. (Ramones in 76) Some may xconsider them glam rock but they are way more punk.
Manuel: "Who was the first punk band"

emo loser: "Green Day or SUm41"

Manuel: "WRONG!!!! DICTATORS BABY!!!!"
by Tony Ramone July 28, 2005
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George Bush

Horrible, horrible president. Only got where he was b/c of his father, lied about WMD reports (where half his cabinet said were fake before the war started) to start a war when we had to catch a person who was actually a THREAT to us. Has "immoral" values and brings them up when ever someone brings up Iraq or the economy. Could have easily stopped 9/11, Clinton told him Bin Laden was plotting to attack when he left office (leaving him as 1 of the 3 biggest threats) Killed the economy, between CHina, his tax cuts and 9/11 (his fault) caused. Promotes people who screw up. Drove many oil businesses into the ground. Is an alchoholic. Does not know the definition of keep church and state separate. Is a draft dodger. Does not know anything about wars. Underfunds his war he started. One of the worst presidents ever.
"Fired for giving faulty intelligence about a war, have a medal!"

"Lets see, my secretary of state quit b/c no one listened to him, I think his position should be taken by the person who ignored 9/11"
by Tony Ramone August 1, 2005
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Happiness is A Warm gun

A song you dont play at a murder victims funeral.
Yeah he liked the beatles, but he was killed.
by Tony ramone July 8, 2005
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ramones

"The most over-rated band EVER. Very, very annoying sounding and boring. Even The Sex Pistols had more talent than these guys.
Ramones fan: Gabba Gabba hey!
Other kid: Fuck you. Ramones suck!
Ramones fan: Waa! (crying"


The person who wrote this is mentally retarded. In case you havent noticed Green Day totally ripped them off and u know nothing of punk rock. Go listen to ur gay emo music and slit ur wrists or something
"Im a retard and Green Day kikcs the Ramones ass, not to mention Oasis is so much better than the beatles."
by Tony ramone June 27, 2005
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jesus

A man who died 2000 years ago apparently for our sins we havent commited. Worshipped by insane people who believe in magic.
Jesus is dead get over it
by Tony ramone September 23, 2006
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