Tony Ramone's definitions

AARP

How old people get things cheaper.

I have my AAR- (gasp) MY HIP!!!

by Tony ramone June 28, 2005

Green Day

A shitty band that rips all of their stuff of the Ramones, Beatles, Sex Pistols and Clash. Inspires many emo retards to mutilate themselves.

I do not want to be an American Idiot (slits wrists)

by Tony Ramone July 15, 2005

George Bush

Horrible, horrible president. Only got where he was b/c of his father, lied about WMD reports (where half his cabinet said were fake before the war started) to start a war when we had to catch a person who was actually a THREAT to us. Has "immoral" values and brings them up when ever someone brings up Iraq or the economy. Could have easily stopped 9/11, Clinton told him Bin Laden was plotting to attack when he left office (leaving him as 1 of the 3 biggest threats) Killed the economy, between CHina, his tax cuts and 9/11 (his fault) caused. Promotes people who screw up. Drove many oil businesses into the ground. Is an alchoholic. Does not know the definition of keep church and state separate. Is a draft dodger. Does not know anything about wars. Underfunds his war he started. One of the worst presidents ever.

"Fired for giving faulty intelligence about a war, have a medal!"

"Lets see, my secretary of state quit b/c no one listened to him, I think his position should be taken by the person who ignored 9/11"

by Tony Ramone August 1, 2005

the dictators

The first punk band releasing their first album in 1974. (Ramones in 76) Some may xconsider them glam rock but they are way more punk.

Manuel: "Who was the first punk band"

emo loser: "Green Day or SUm41"

Manuel: "WRONG!!!! DICTATORS BABY!!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 28, 2005

owned

When you see your girlfriend making out with the school nerd.

"Hey Robby, I saw Monica fuckin Peter Wang yesterday"


"GODDAMMIT!!! WHY AM I NOT RESPECTED" (his leather pants tear)

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

donnie and marie osmond

The biggest losers ever. They are brother and sister and fucked each other, they're music sucks and Im glad they're dead or depressed or born again christians, b/c they suck and the world has had enough

Donnie: YES MARIE YES YES YES!!


MArie: Dammit Donnie! moms right there

by Tony ramone June 27, 2005

the Doors

The greatest band ever. If Jim Morrison isnt the most poetic person who ever lives, god knows who is. And if you dont understand and just say that all of their songs are druggish jibberish, google the lyrics and read them over and over, that doesnt work, see hot karl.

"Jim Morrison's poetry is a bunch of druggish jibberish"

"GIT ON YO KNEES BOY, I SHOW U POETRY THE MAN WAY!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 14, 2005