Tony Ramone's definitions

fox news

Funniest Tv station ever. Good source of entertainment. But seriously, I trust the Daily Show more.

"Did you see that special on Fox news? John Kerry was a hooker in Vietnam apparently."

by Tony ramone June 29, 2005

ramones

"The most over-rated band EVER. Very, very annoying sounding and boring. Even The Sex Pistols had more talent than these guys.
Ramones fan: Gabba Gabba hey!
Other kid: Fuck you. Ramones suck!
Ramones fan: Waa! (crying"


The person who wrote this is mentally retarded. In case you havent noticed Green Day totally ripped them off and u know nothing of punk rock. Go listen to ur gay emo music and slit ur wrists or something

"Im a retard and Green Day kikcs the Ramones ass, not to mention Oasis is so much better than the beatles."

by Tony ramone June 27, 2005

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song you dont play at a murder victims funeral.

Yeah he liked the beatles, but he was killed.

by Tony ramone July 8, 2005

american idiot

A lame attempt at punk rock. By the biggest poser/horrible/emo band ever, Green Day. Inspires stupid emo kids to slit their wrists.

(Billie Joe comes out of nowhere)

Billie: I have control over you lonely depressed teenage emo girl. Join my ranks of stupid posers who call themselves punk and 80% of us eventually commit suicide b/c we are emo fags.

depressed teenage emo girl: I am at your control (slits wrists)

by Tony Ramone July 26, 2005

graduate

When you are a drug addict, you start out with small drugs (pot, beer) and "graduate' to higher ones. (cocaine, heroin, LSD)

(assuming junky lives in trailer park, 80% chance)


"Hey mom! I graduated today" (passes out)

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING CIGARETTES"

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

DWB

Driving While Black. Not an accepted practice in America, is an unwritten crime.

"But sir, I's aint done nothin"

"GET IN THE CAR BOY"

by Tony ramone June 27, 2005

Atheism

Common sense. Some one who doesnt believe in magic or propaganda, is backed up by science and logic, and figures that god doesnt do have the shit he tells us to do.

God: "You! Go save lives and bring justice to the world"

(God starts holocaust)

by Tony ramone June 29, 2005