Tony Ramone's definitions

Contradiction

Saying a war is in its "last throes" and then saying "there is more work to do"

Iraq will be finished in sixth months tops.

(3 years later)

hey, it could go one 5 , 7, 9, 12 years is a possibility.

by Tony Ramone July 10, 2005

Green Day

A shitty band that rips all of their stuff of the Ramones, Beatles, Sex Pistols and Clash. Inspires many emo retards to mutilate themselves.

I do not want to be an American Idiot (slits wrists)

by Tony Ramone July 15, 2005

conservative punk

An oxymoron. Ur not punk if you dont wanna overthrow the government.

Johnny Ramone is not a punk, he supports reagan.

by Tony ramone June 29, 2005

american idiot

A lame attempt at punk rock. By the biggest poser/horrible/emo band ever, Green Day. Inspires stupid emo kids to slit their wrists.

(Billie Joe comes out of nowhere)

Billie: I have control over you lonely depressed teenage emo girl. Join my ranks of stupid posers who call themselves punk and 80% of us eventually commit suicide b/c we are emo fags.

depressed teenage emo girl: I am at your control (slits wrists)

by Tony Ramone July 26, 2005

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song you dont play at a murder victims funeral.

Yeah he liked the beatles, but he was killed.

by Tony ramone July 8, 2005

Hell

1. Where Hitler is satans bitch

2. Where you play poker AND ALWAYS LOSE

3. Listen to Bush speeches in the day and America at night.

"Oh jesus, no more mr president, no more...... OH GOD, OH GOD NO!!!!!"

"Cause I been through the desert....."

by Tony Ramone July 10, 2005

Atheism

Common sense. Some one who doesnt believe in magic or propaganda, is backed up by science and logic, and figures that god doesnt do have the shit he tells us to do.

God: "You! Go save lives and bring justice to the world"

(God starts holocaust)

by Tony ramone June 29, 2005