Tony Ramone's definitions

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song you dont play at a murder victims funeral.

Yeah he liked the beatles, but he was killed.

by Tony ramone July 8, 2005

Hell

1. Where Hitler is satans bitch

2. Where you play poker AND ALWAYS LOSE

3. Listen to Bush speeches in the day and America at night.

"Oh jesus, no more mr president, no more...... OH GOD, OH GOD NO!!!!!"

"Cause I been through the desert....."

by Tony Ramone July 10, 2005

Green Day

A shitty band that rips all of their stuff of the Ramones, Beatles, Sex Pistols and Clash. Inspires many emo retards to mutilate themselves.

I do not want to be an American Idiot (slits wrists)

by Tony Ramone July 15, 2005

Val Kilmer

Man arrested for dressing up as Batman and holding Karl Rove as hostage........ that didnt happen but it would be so fucking awesome.

"dammit Val, IT WAS A MOVIE!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 29, 2005

UC-Berkeley

A very hard to get into school in Califronia. IE its 60% asian

Welcome to Berkely HOK WAO ZIE

by Tony ramone June 28, 2005

skull and Bones

SOmething the kids of rich people do when they get into Yale. Only requirement is a salary of $34234324324324324324 a year. I hear they have butlers and free food.

"Winston, more caviar you slow lib!"

by Tony Ramone July 14, 2005

graduate

When you are a drug addict, you start out with small drugs (pot, beer) and "graduate' to higher ones. (cocaine, heroin, LSD)

(assuming junky lives in trailer park, 80% chance)


"Hey mom! I graduated today" (passes out)

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING CIGARETTES"

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005