Tony Balony the Phony's definitions

budgie beak

An over sized female clitoris that when aroused protudes like a budgies beak.

I fucked this chick on the weekend with a budgie beak.

by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018

Pertarded

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.

Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

Arse Lawn

Arse Lawn is the hair that is found around your arse hole and gooch.

There's nothing worse than ripping out your Arse Lawn pulling Gruff Nuts

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

just like my daddy

A phrase yelled by a man who has strapped himself to a rocking chair wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots and a shoe lace tied tightly around his dick and balls. While rocking back and forth he yells "look at me im a cowboy just like my daddy"

As Dan rides his rocking chair he yells "im a cowboy, just like my daddy"

by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018

Slurry Guts

An extremely loose female of low self esteem and morals, often refered to as a slut, who has had a train of men fuck her thus filling her guts with cum/slurry.

That Neiko bitch is a slurry guts whore.

by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018