13 definitions by Tony Balony the Phony

Arse Lawn

Arse Lawn is the hair that is found around your arse hole and gooch.

There's nothing worse than ripping out your Arse Lawn pulling Gruff Nuts

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

Gooch

The small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.

I wiped my arse a little too far and smeared shit on my gooch.

by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

Typical Tyson

Typical Tyson is a male who thinks he quite smart, in actual fact he's as dumb as a punch drunk boxer. He is always taken advantage of, due to his gullibility and lack of smarts, by those he considers close to him. You can pick a Typical Tyson in a crowed room as he usually is around 6'10" in height.

"As soon as we walked in the room you couldn't miss Typical Tyson could you?"

"Of course not the big dumb moron. Haha".

by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

Bush Trout

A female usually found in parks or the Australian outback, always with a half empty goon bag, who is as dirty as a coal miner, cover with flies and smells like a rotting dead trout.

Look at the cops arresting that bush trout.

by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

budgie beak

An over sized female clitoris that when aroused protudes like a budgies beak.

I fucked this chick on the weekend with a budgie beak.

by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018

Cock Muck

The white, sperm free substance that comes from a mans dick after having the snip.

When you blow your load of cock muck in a slut theres no chance she will fall pregnant.

by Tony Balony the Phony February 23, 2019