Tony Balony the Phony's definitions

Slurry Guts

An extremely loose female of low self esteem and morals, often refered to as a slut, who has had a train of men fuck her thus filling her guts with cum/slurry.

That Neiko bitch is a slurry guts whore.

by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018

Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.

Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

Cock Muck

The white, sperm free substance that comes from a mans dick after having the snip.

When you blow your load of cock muck in a slut theres no chance she will fall pregnant.

by Tony Balony the Phony February 23, 2019

Tamp sitting

When a convicted paedophile, who is to weak for jail and decides to turn informant for early release, is hidden away in a house with undercover police babysitting him for his protection.

Did ya hear those cunts are tamp sitting Darron.

by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

Bush Trout

A female usually found in parks or the Australian outback, always with a half empty goon bag, who is as dirty as a coal miner, cover with flies and smells like a rotting dead trout.

Look at the cops arresting that bush trout.

by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

Arse Lawn

Arse Lawn is the hair that is found around your arse hole and gooch.

There's nothing worse than ripping out your Arse Lawn pulling Gruff Nuts

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021