Tommyt's definitions
A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.
Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?
by Tommyt September 6, 2007
Get the flandersmug. Compressed spelling of "Fuck did I do?", a shortened version of "What the fuck did I do?", an expression used frequently by Jim McNulty on the HBO series The Wire.
by Tommyt August 21, 2011
Get the fuckdidido?mug. Silly & stupid smiles typically used by Generation Y girls who think they're destined for a career in modeling, or living vicariously thru celebrities like Britney Spears, Xtina Aguilera or Paris Hilton. Usually accompanied by the scissor gang mafia sign, an upraised alcoholic drink, while wearing obscenely large Dolce & Gabbana eyewear and hanging on a douchebag.
by Tommyt January 28, 2009
Get the poutymug. An online encyclopedia project where anyone (registered or UNregistered users alike) can change the content at will. Often used by grade, high school or college students who don't want to write and research their own assignments and who don't care if the facts are accurate in any way.
Yo, this term paper's gotta be FIVE pages??? Unfair!!! But, no prob, Bob, I'll just copy and paste it outta Wikipedia right before class!
by Tommyt July 29, 2007
Get the wikipediamug. A sarcastic way to refer to the Bible Belt. Suggests that donating large sums of money to a Bible Belt religious organization is a fraud and a way to buy your salvation.
by Tommyt February 21, 2009
Get the Buy Bull Beltmug. That cousmer is not dealing with a full deck.
by tommyt July 6, 2015
Get the Cousmermug. A phrase used by a boyfriend or girlfriend when they want to break up with their significant other but don't have the spine to actually say they want to break up.
"So, are you breaking up with me?"
"I don't know. I just want a relationship where I'll see you when I see you."
"I don't know. I just want a relationship where I'll see you when I see you."
by Tommyt September 23, 2014
Get the I'll see you when I see youmug.