Tommyt's definitions

orangu-tan

A play on "orangutan", the species of ape: Any New Jersey Douchebag who sports a fake tan that gives them a distinct orange glow, giving them the appearance of a nuclear war survivor. They may also be a gel-head.

Man, that orangu-tan's glow is makin' my eyes hurt - did a nuke go off somewhere?

by Tommyt February 4, 2009

thus

A totally pretentious way of saying that a fact will follow or has preceded a statement. Typically used so a writer can sound more intelligent than they actually are.

Thus, Luke Skywalker defeated his father in a lightsaber duel and Anakin Skywalker threw the Emperor down the reactor shaft of the Death Star, thus ending the tyranny of the Empire, thus setting the stage for the New Republic.

by Tommyt July 29, 2007

Cousmer

The child born from the sexual relations of cousins

That cousmer is not dealing with a full deck.

by tommyt July 6, 2015

I'll see you when I see you

A phrase used by a boyfriend or girlfriend when they want to break up with their significant other but don't have the spine to actually say they want to break up.

"So, are you breaking up with me?"

"I don't know. I just want a relationship where I'll see you when I see you."

by Tommyt September 23, 2014

fuckdidido?

Compressed spelling of "Fuck did I do?", a shortened version of "What the fuck did I do?", an expression used frequently by Jim McNulty on the HBO series The Wire.

Chief: McNULTY!!! GET THE HELL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!!!!

McNulty: Fuckdidido??

by Tommyt August 21, 2011

coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.

Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.

by Tommyt September 25, 2014

stepmonster

The word used to identify a stepmother that you don't like, get along with, just plain despise. 1st coined in the film St. Elmo's Fire, used chiefly by Demi Moore's character, Jules.

Jules: I have to go. Did the hospital call? Did my stepmonster die?

by Tommyt August 25, 2008