A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.
Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?
by Tommyt August 29, 2007
A sarcastic way of asking someone about the mood they're in. Was coined in the 1988 teen drama, Heathers.
From Heathers (1988):
Heather Chandler: What's your damage? Brad says you're being a real *kuse*.
Veronic Sawyer: Heather, I feel really sick, like I'm gonna throw up, so can we please jam now?
Heather Chandler: What's your damage? Brad says you're being a real *kuse*.
Veronic Sawyer: Heather, I feel really sick, like I'm gonna throw up, so can we please jam now?
by Tommyt August 02, 2005
The opposite of procrastination. When you get everything you've set out to do (or are required to get done) in record time & are bored because you did it so damn fast.
Hey, why's Bobby looking glum?
He's been craprostinating his work all week & now he doesn't have any left.
He's been craprostinating his work all week & now he doesn't have any left.
by Tommyt July 12, 2011
The tension felt in the few seconds after launching a bird in Angry Birds where you don't know if the bird will connect with a precise spot on a target to get you 3 stars in a specific level. Most of the time Angry Birds anxiety is followed by an immense feeling of frustration.
Yo, man!! Why are you tensing up every time you tap your iphone screen??
Playin' Angry Birds man. Got a bit of Angry Birds anxiety goin'... can't get the 3 stars in this level!!
Playin' Angry Birds man. Got a bit of Angry Birds anxiety goin'... can't get the 3 stars in this level!!
by Tommyt July 27, 2011
Acronym for Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Some of the worse domestic skunk water ever to hit the market. Usually purchased by college frat & sorority kids who can't afford anything else but wanna look cool drinking their beer. Has become quite the phenomenon in the past couple of years, tho inexplicably so.
Yo, we having dat house party tonight, braski??
Yeah, bra, but 1st we gots ta make a PBR run, you know how da hotts like ta drink it!!
Yeah, bra, but 1st we gots ta make a PBR run, you know how da hotts like ta drink it!!
by Tommyt March 06, 2009
Basically, anyone who's into ANYTHING besides testosterone fueled recreational or professional activities, IE, sports, hiphop music, drinking or street racing. If it's an intellectual interest, one that requires more than a 3rd grade education to understand, you can bet that it has geek followers.
Yo man, who's dat geek ovah dere, he don't dress like a hiphoppa, drive a hoop, play hoops or drink as much beer as us, must be a geek.
by Tommyt March 05, 2009
The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.
Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!
Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.
Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.
by Tommyt September 25, 2014