craprostinating

The opposite of procrastination. When you get everything you've set out to do (or are required to get done) in record time & are bored because you did it so damn fast.
Hey, why's Bobby looking glum?

He's been craprostinating his work all week & now he doesn't have any left.
by Tommyt July 12, 2011
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Buy Bull Belt

A sarcastic way to refer to the Bible Belt. Suggests that donating large sums of money to a Bible Belt religious organization is a fraud and a way to buy your salvation.
Evangelicals in the USA mostly reside in the Buy Bull Belt of the South.
by Tommyt February 21, 2009
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ACA

ACA = Alcohol, Condoms & Attitude. The three factors necessary for any episode of The Jersey Shore.
Dude, alls ya need to have a great episode of the Jersey Shore is ACA!!
by Tommyt March 02, 2011
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Angry Birds Drain

Playing Angry Birds for so long that it drains the battery of your mobile device.
Dude, I been texting you all day!! Where the hell you been?

Sorry Dude, Angry Birds Drain.
by Tommyt August 05, 2011
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heeded

His hands heeded her momentarily as he brushed lightly on her sweater.
by tommyt October 27, 2014
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stepmonster

The word used to identify a stepmother that you don't like, get along with, just plain despise. 1st coined in the film St. Elmo's Fire, used chiefly by Demi Moore's character, Jules.
Jules: I have to go. Did the hospital call? Did my stepmonster die?
by Tommyt August 25, 2008
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quail hunting

A failed hunting excursion that ends with at least one member of the party accidentally being shot by a fellow member.
"Bound ta happen, I reckon; we was out hunting when Billy Bob was shot by Bubba. Didn't know we was quail hunting!"
by Tommyt September 05, 2006
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