Tommyt's definitions

flanders

A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.

Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?

by Tommyt September 6, 2007

stepmonster

The word used to identify a stepmother that you don't like, get along with, just plain despise. 1st coined in the film St. Elmo's Fire, used chiefly by Demi Moore's character, Jules.

Jules: I have to go. Did the hospital call? Did my stepmonster die?

by Tommyt August 25, 2008

orangu-tan

A play on "orangutan", the species of ape: Any New Jersey Douchebag who sports a fake tan that gives them a distinct orange glow, giving them the appearance of a nuclear war survivor. They may also be a gel-head.

Man, that orangu-tan's glow is makin' my eyes hurt - did a nuke go off somewhere?

by Tommyt February 4, 2009

quail hunting

A failed hunting excursion that ends with at least one member of the party accidentally being shot by a fellow member.

"Bound ta happen, I reckon; we was out hunting when Billy Bob was shot by Bubba. Didn't know we was quail hunting!"

by Tommyt September 5, 2006

coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.

Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.

by Tommyt September 25, 2014

fuckdidido?

Compressed spelling of "Fuck did I do?", a shortened version of "What the fuck did I do?", an expression used frequently by Jim McNulty on the HBO series The Wire.

Chief: McNULTY!!! GET THE HELL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!!!!

McNulty: Fuckdidido??

by Tommyt August 21, 2011

Buy Bull Belt

A sarcastic way to refer to the Bible Belt. Suggests that donating large sums of money to a Bible Belt religious organization is a fraud and a way to buy your salvation.

Evangelicals in the USA mostly reside in the Buy Bull Belt of the South.

by Tommyt February 21, 2009