Tommyt's definitions

quail hunting

A failed hunting excursion that ends with at least one member of the party accidentally being shot by a fellow member.

"Bound ta happen, I reckon; we was out hunting when Billy Bob was shot by Bubba. Didn't know we was quail hunting!"

by Tommyt September 5, 2006

Angry Birds anxiety

The tension felt in the few seconds after launching a bird in Angry Birds where you don't know if the bird will connect with a precise spot on a target to get you 3 stars in a specific level. Most of the time Angry Birds anxiety is followed by an immense feeling of frustration.

Yo, man!! Why are you tensing up every time you tap your iphone screen??

Playin' Angry Birds man. Got a bit of Angry Birds anxiety goin'... can't get the 3 stars in this level!!

by Tommyt July 27, 2011

bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.

Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.

by Tommyt August 12, 2012

hcwdb

Everything in the above definition AND one other VERY prominent trait of the classic scrote: orange fake tan spray-wearin'.

Oh man, check that scrote with that hott, he got the orange glow goin' - what the hell she doin' with that hcwdb??

by Tommyt February 4, 2009

coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.

Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.

by Tommyt September 25, 2014

Buy Bull Belt

A sarcastic way to refer to the Bible Belt. Suggests that donating large sums of money to a Bible Belt religious organization is a fraud and a way to buy your salvation.

Evangelicals in the USA mostly reside in the Buy Bull Belt of the South.

by Tommyt February 21, 2009

geek

Basically, anyone who's into ANYTHING besides testosterone fueled recreational or professional activities, IE, sports, hiphop music, drinking or street racing. If it's an intellectual interest, one that requires more than a 3rd grade education to understand, you can bet that it has geek followers.

Yo man, who's dat geek ovah dere, he don't dress like a hiphoppa, drive a hoop, play hoops or drink as much beer as us, must be a geek.

by Tommyt March 5, 2009