Tommyt's definitions

hcwdb

Everything in the above definition AND one other VERY prominent trait of the classic scrote: orange fake tan spray-wearin'.

Oh man, check that scrote with that hott, he got the orange glow goin' - what the hell she doin' with that hcwdb??

by Tommyt February 4, 2009

bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.

Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.

by Tommyt August 12, 2012

fuckdidido?

Compressed spelling of "Fuck did I do?", a shortened version of "What the fuck did I do?", an expression used frequently by Jim McNulty on the HBO series The Wire.

Chief: McNULTY!!! GET THE HELL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!!!!

McNulty: Fuckdidido??

by Tommyt August 21, 2011

coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.

Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.

by Tommyt September 25, 2014

Angry Birds anxiety

The tension felt in the few seconds after launching a bird in Angry Birds where you don't know if the bird will connect with a precise spot on a target to get you 3 stars in a specific level. Most of the time Angry Birds anxiety is followed by an immense feeling of frustration.

Yo, man!! Why are you tensing up every time you tap your iphone screen??

Playin' Angry Birds man. Got a bit of Angry Birds anxiety goin'... can't get the 3 stars in this level!!

by Tommyt July 27, 2011

orangu-tan

A play on "orangutan", the species of ape: Any New Jersey Douchebag who sports a fake tan that gives them a distinct orange glow, giving them the appearance of a nuclear war survivor. They may also be a gel-head.

Man, that orangu-tan's glow is makin' my eyes hurt - did a nuke go off somewhere?

by Tommyt February 4, 2009

quail hunting

A failed hunting excursion that ends with at least one member of the party accidentally being shot by a fellow member.

"Bound ta happen, I reckon; we was out hunting when Billy Bob was shot by Bubba. Didn't know we was quail hunting!"

by Tommyt September 5, 2006