Tommyt's definitions

bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.

Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.

by Tommyt August 12, 2012

ACA

ACA = Alcohol, Condoms & Attitude. The three factors necessary for any episode of The Jersey Shore.

Dude, alls ya need to have a great episode of the Jersey Shore is ACA!!

by Tommyt March 2, 2011

chum some of this shit

Having to perform a task that's very undesirable. Usually used as a response. Coined by Chief Brody in the movie Jaws.

Coworker: So, boss has you doing his reports again, huh?

You: Yeah, how 'bout you chum some of this shit with me?

by Tommyt March 25, 2011

craprostinating

The opposite of procrastination. When you get everything you've set out to do (or are required to get done) in record time & are bored because you did it so damn fast.

Hey, why's Bobby looking glum?

He's been craprostinating his work all week & now he doesn't have any left.

by Tommyt July 12, 2011

Angry Birds anxiety

The tension felt in the few seconds after launching a bird in Angry Birds where you don't know if the bird will connect with a precise spot on a target to get you 3 stars in a specific level. Most of the time Angry Birds anxiety is followed by an immense feeling of frustration.

Yo, man!! Why are you tensing up every time you tap your iphone screen??

Playin' Angry Birds man. Got a bit of Angry Birds anxiety goin'... can't get the 3 stars in this level!!

by Tommyt July 27, 2011

Angry Birds Drain

Playing Angry Birds for so long that it drains the battery of your mobile device.

Dude, I been texting you all day!! Where the hell you been?

Sorry Dude, Angry Birds Drain.

by Tommyt August 5, 2011

Angry Birds fury

The absolute highest anger felt when you fail to achieve three stars in an Angry Birds level, even after watching video walkthroughs and knowing you followed their instructions precisely.

Uh, Dude, you just threw your iphone across the room...

Sorry, man, Angry Birds fury. Been watching 3 star walkthroughs for this level & they just don't fuckin' work!!!!

by Tommyt August 14, 2011