4 definitions by Tom691738
An Alx Cluke is a type of person who is very strange. He is taller and skinnier than the average male, and often times an Alx Cluke will have a micropenis.
He likes to have erotic obsessions with things the average human takes for granted, e.g stationary and the animal kingdom. He can usually be bipolar and will turn sourer than a young straight male in a lemon party.
An Alx Cluke finds it difficult to attract females and/or males, and if he does, will often act awkwardly to the point of cringeworthiness.
Everybody has an Alx Cluke in their friendship group.
He likes to have erotic obsessions with things the average human takes for granted, e.g stationary and the animal kingdom. He can usually be bipolar and will turn sourer than a young straight male in a lemon party.
An Alx Cluke finds it difficult to attract females and/or males, and if he does, will often act awkwardly to the point of cringeworthiness.
Everybody has an Alx Cluke in their friendship group.
Person 1: "Who's that awkward guy trying to impress this lass with his stationary collection?"
Person 2: "That's my mate Alx Cluke. Don't offend him because he'll get mad straight away."
Person 2: "That's my mate Alx Cluke. Don't offend him because he'll get mad straight away."
by Tom691738 June 9, 2018
The exact opposite of a micropenis.
The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.
A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.
The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.
A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.
Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.
by Tom691738 June 10, 2018
A moustache that is thin, patchy and/or very ugly that makes the bearer of said moustache look like a mug
Teen 1: Look man I think I'm getting a moustache!
Teen 2: It looks shit, you definitely have a mug-tache
Teen 2: It looks shit, you definitely have a mug-tache
by Tom691738 July 18, 2018
This weird minute-long song by some Japanese dude in a yellow outfit rapping about pens apples and pineapples. One of the weirdest highlights of 2k16.
PPAP
I have a pen,
I have an apple,
Uh, Apple Pen
I have a pen,
I have pineapple,
Uh, Pineapple Pen
Apple Pen,
Pineapple Pen,
Uh,
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!
I have a pen,
I have an apple,
Uh, Apple Pen
I have a pen,
I have pineapple,
Uh, Pineapple Pen
Apple Pen,
Pineapple Pen,
Uh,
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!
by Tom691738 December 17, 2016