An Alx Cluke is a type of person who is very strange. He is taller and skinnier than the average male, and often times an Alx Cluke will have a micropenis.
He likes to have erotic obsessions with things the average human takes for granted, e.g stationary and the animal kingdom. He can usually be bipolar and will turn sourer than a young straight male in a lemon party.
An Alx Cluke finds it difficult to attract females and/or males, and if he does, will often act awkwardly to the point of cringeworthiness.
Everybody has an Alx Cluke in their friendship group.
He likes to have erotic obsessions with things the average human takes for granted, e.g stationary and the animal kingdom. He can usually be bipolar and will turn sourer than a young straight male in a lemon party.
An Alx Cluke finds it difficult to attract females and/or males, and if he does, will often act awkwardly to the point of cringeworthiness.
Everybody has an Alx Cluke in their friendship group.
Person 1: "Who's that awkward guy trying to impress this lass with his stationary collection?"
Person 2: "That's my mate Alx Cluke. Don't offend him because he'll get mad straight away."
Person 2: "That's my mate Alx Cluke. Don't offend him because he'll get mad straight away."
by Tom691738 June 9, 2018