15 definitions by Tom Scott

spike

The guy in Notting Hill who is superlative but is not superior at all to 4 Weddings and a Funeral

by Tom Scott March 15, 2003

Spike

The guy in Notting Hill that makes it far superior to 6 Weddings and a funeral

That guy is amazing!He's a Spike!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Spoiler

A pice of bodywork usuall on the rear of a car which "spoils" the airflow, thereby creating downforce over the rear wheels. Which everyone knows except Will Rastall...

see also jessops

How am i supposed to know what a spoiler is?

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

classic intercourse

A statement made after engaging in particularly satisfying sexual intercourse. Made popular by British sitcom I'm Alan Partridge.

"Well Sonya, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks." - Alan Partridge

by Tom Scott February 19, 2004

Poor

Rubbish, not very good.
Used by some people to describe DT work, who also say scrum down.

Sir: Er freddy (som of bernie white) that casting is poor my son!
Freddy: thanks sir scrum down!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Turbo Phallus

An even bigger, stupider version of a Phallus.

phallus

God, you are such a Turbo Phallus!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Sellout

When you reject your friends amazing birthday soiree because youre tired. My arse. Poor ickle you Phallus boy.A prime example is will rastall.

No sorry Will I cant come to your Soiree because (cry cry) Im tired.

(Really hes just space docking howard and baz in a flying jessops on the way to monte carlo)

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003