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15 definitions by Tom Scott

 
1.
A statement made after engaging in particularly satisfying sexual intercourse. Made popular by British sitcom I'm Alan Partridge.
"Well Sonya, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks." - Alan Partridge
by Tom Scott February 18, 2004
 
2.
a huge penis shaped object
look yonder, a huge phallic mountain!
by Tom Scott February 12, 2003
 
3.
The most used and most prestigious of racing circuits which everyone knows. Apart from Will Rastall of Leeds...
Also means superlative

see spoiler
that party was Monte Carlo!
by Tom Scott February 12, 2003
 
4.
The noise made when consuming life enhanching turkey or perchance an apple.
Oh dear!I've got a mortal wound, aha a Turkey!Awub!Full energy!
by Tom Scott February 12, 2003
 
5.
An idiot or fool.
You are such a Knobber!
by Tom Scott February 12, 2003
 
6.
An even bigger, stupider version of a Phallus.

phallus
God, you are such a Turbo Phallus!
by Tom Scott February 12, 2003
 
7.
A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'
I was wiping my arse this morning, but I breached the hull and got a taxi driver's tan.
by Tom Scott February 18, 2004